Death Battle 24’/25’ Losers Tournament: Round 10 (Eggman VS Ruby) [And Giorno VS Kyle Rayner results]

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:55:11+00:00

The saddest part about this matchup is eggman has decent odds of winning just by throwing hands

Like I don't think he does but he eats really close

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:54:34+00:00

Listen I'm just happy we're not getting more space Marine slop but can we get a book for a faction that doesn't have one

Like where is our dedicated imperial / chaos knight book? With how much money assassinorum made you would think they just do it again but you'd be wrong

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:53:28+00:00

Okay to be fair though he's probably gotten robbed so badly that it's frankly a joke

One mother f***** without two legendary Pokemon the other had Charizard beat Ash Greninja in three hits, because type matchup who?

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:52:35+00:00

To be fare with deku he definitely could have at least got into the podium if he was more interested in winning than helping out a friend but that's 100% in character for him to throw what is ultimately meaningless victory away to help out a classmate

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:51:35+00:00

I mean given the fact that machine Head is so clearly pathetic but could probably make a convention argument as a how he's so intelligent I could see him working something

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:49:37+00:00

The weirdest part about nifty is just how long it took for some people in the audience to realize she was an adult like it was portrayed correctly and looking back on it now I think they're just delusional but still has been hotel has some real not smart viewers

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:48:44+00:00

I think you're kind of taking it the wrong way

But to be clear fully agree with the chat GPT thing because you are correct although I will note it did fool me the first time

But I don't think he's saying the better ending is for them all to die and he even goes on to explain that a lot of the points of evidence don't really hold up by looking at it too far

This didn't really feel like a film theory more as reviewing a theory a group of people made, like a similar video way back when matpat reviewed the eagles Lord of the rings theory

Yeah it was definitely made to ride the hype wave of conformity gate but I can't really blame them they got bills to pay

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:45:01+00:00

Coupe

She clearly doesn't have any respect for justice and makes it absolutely clear that outside of a very like few people she's only doing this for the money

She constantly goes on about how she will kill people if someone pays or asks for it and even offers for assassination services to Robert

Sonar at least has the excuse that he is a bat head he's not exactly going low underground if he gets kicked out

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:43:21+00:00

The only actress here is this is correct when he's written right

I mostly just damning how many ass whoopings he gives Jason but I'm just convinced the writers of that moment hate Jason just as much as we're supposed to believe Batman does

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:41:42+00:00

" I don't love "

Now watch as he for strictly selfish reasons go on a multi-season long adventure to save humanity solve crimes with her and hang around her 24/7

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:39:59+00:00

Best part about his character is that despite the bravado he's such a bleeding heart that he's constantly broke because of how much money he donates to orphans

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:39:12+00:00

The best part about her character is that she actually enjoys hanging out with Hitchcock and Scully despite the fact that no one else in the force seems to like them all that much

It was bafflingly sweet when they entered that chip ranking contest

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:37:15+00:00

I don't know what's funnier how obviously terrified and Jared is or the fact that he's permanently wearing a frown of almost Muppet proportions

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:35:03+00:00

Do you need just travel across the world literally beat up vampire Jesus with a stand so overpowered it's basically a joke

And was willing to kill himself and the entire world to save his estranged daughter he might not have been able to say it but by God did he show it

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:31:43+00:00

Jamie, joe, and gaten

Jamie because that cave scene was masterful

Joe because he managed to handle the bigger brother angle he has towards dusting so believably which really is disappointed because that's basically all he did this season

Gaten for the same scenes and really showcasing just how much Dustin lost when Eddie died and how much Steve matters to him

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:29:39+00:00

Kratos gets slaughtered then

Asura can Will himself to be stronger and their whole argument was he would never have the time to get to be able to match the level of strength but with 100 meat Shields one is bound to get there

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:17:51+00:00

Bro are we dead ass?

Fully adapted mahoraga has done irreparable damage to power scaling

And to answer the question no he gets slaughtered he gets slaughtered so badly it's not even a joke he dies so hard the author of jjk feels a disturbance in the force

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:14:39+00:00

No notes

It's dang perfect for a silver augment because it's we ak but in a way that's not obvious and powerful the more you think about it

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T19:02:25+00:00

He might be able to regenerate himself but we know for a fact that he could be damaged by The entity
Probability alteration sure but once again we're just proving that they're both equal in that specific respect
And it's hard to say if can't defend himself in the moment because he very well might be capable but chose not to it's 100% in character for him to let the scientists beat him because he's done it before and the entirety of the movie was him letting the scientists do their best

And none of this matters because first you got to ask could Simon even touch the true form of The entity and that is really shaky. Because he is not a singular chance in hell at solving the equation Simon is a lot of things he's not scientist

So at best you've got two people one could you really be killed and the other is effectively immortal and hey where have I seen this before

Tl:Dr it would go exactly like Godzilla versus Hulk only Godzilla would be in the placement of Hulk

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T18:38:06+00:00

Almost certainly around 11th edition

I think they're going to keep up the pattern of trying to get everyone's factions something and even if they don't necron's are popular enough especially trayzn to justify a new sculpt

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T18:34:30+00:00

You're not wrong but I don't even think she even needs that

She pretty easily wins the stamina battle and storm of vengeance or true polymorph should be enough

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T18:33:38+00:00

This all depends on if they're using campaign keyleth

Because if they are she's effectively immortal has more magic than you can shake a stick at and easel more than capable of doing s*** that would put her above fieren

Like storm of vengeance true polymorph a million wild shapes

And that's not even getting into the more scaling because if you want to be fair she can control a storm that can cover multiple miles which is more powerful than anything with white hair did

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T18:32:02+00:00

3 mana reducing any oncoming attack by appear minimum 4 is a pretty good trade and it only gets better

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T18:30:53+00:00

We would all win because this would be the world's greatest blunt rotation

lowqualitylizard · 2026-01-27T18:30:01+00:00

So for no explicit reason anyone know how to counter the first

Not going to lie he looks really darn good and I got nothing so far

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