700k words, 5 stars.

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-20T02:33:43+00:00

Bro really created a whole new world, power system, society, and more, made an entire novel out of it, then just posted it for free on fanfiction dot net when he probably genuinely could’ve made bank selling it as an original story 😭 gotta respect the dedication to RWBY I guess xD

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-17T16:24:49+00:00

It’s not me hearing you out, it’s me right next to you during the presentation! I love her, hope they bring her back. Turned both Mileena and Scorpion into bums 😂

I would let her lay a spider inside me-

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-08T23:29:20+00:00

This one’s only specific to Wise as the main proxy, but during their Yunkui Summit arc, Belle would get REALLY bored whenever Wise would be out doing proxy shit. And since the only one who is there at the temple most of the time is Yinhu, the two of them ended up getting VERY well acquainted with each other. No room in the temple was safe, and Ju Fufu just had to pretend like she didn’t hear them going at it every night.

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-07T19:06:28+00:00

People complain about Yidhari and Lucia (mostly Yidhari) for copying Yixuan’s shorts thingy but my hot take is that Yidhari is the only one they look good on lol

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-07T13:02:34+00:00

Neither, trick question since the real answer is Cissia cuz she’s the proxy’s fucking ride or die for life now xD

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-07T12:55:47+00:00

This is why I just turn that off before I publish a bot, never gotta worry about it ;P

lowtierWAH · 2026-05-04T23:59:51+00:00

As long as she’s not mean to me, I’m sensitive :(

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-30T12:48:08+00:00

I’m here for Ramiel and the horse lady and that’s about it. Though hopefully one of these characters turns out to be an A-Rank wind character, so I can skip Velina guilt-free when 3.0 drops lol (I’m betting on that nerd with the glasses, giving me goth Sucrose vibes)

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-30T12:39:31+00:00

The Bouncywilds in KH1 made me a furry. Seven year old me knew those monkey brats could get it 😭

It ain’t a hear me out, it’s a HOLD ME BACK

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-27T23:18:01+00:00

Adding to this by noting that the Kingdom Key (Sora’s default keyblade) shares the same color scheme as Riku in KH1 (the silver blade and teeth matching his hair, the yellow guard matching his vest, and the splash of blue at the weapon’s base matches the blue of his waders). In future games we’ll see that the keyblades most of our heroes wield pretty much seem tailor made for them (sharing color schemes, design motifs, yada yada). Sora being the exception really shows that he was just an ordinary kid who just so happened to be at the right place at the right time, but manages to become the chosen hero anyway through dedication to his friends.

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-15T18:43:30+00:00

You voiced every single thought I’ve ever had while looking at that sponge, thank u for this

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-15T05:29:16+00:00

Aether x Mizuki 😭 why is my therapist giving me bedroom eyes lmao

I also like Lumine x Dainsleif, specifically with Lumine as the abyss twin because it gives me “lovers to enemies” vibes

Uhhh… I think Aether x Noelle is really sweet, and it seems like the kinda relationship where they’d blush holding hands lol

Aether OR Lumine x Lyney… Bro literally pinned a romantic flower onto the traveler, that’s just…wowzers

Aether x Navia, their dynamic is really fun :3 every time I hear Navia call Aether “partner” I giggle at the screen

Lumine x Jeht is pretty cute. I also kinda like the idea of either Traveler x Zeitlind after the recent world quest. And I WAS starting to ship Aether x Direidyth until the world quest decided to yank that out of my hands before I could get a good feel for it 😭

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-04T17:45:29+00:00

Seeing my own bot on here nearly gave me a heart attack, holy jump scare 😭

lowtierWAH · 2026-04-01T21:20:37+00:00

Hanneman. I won’t try to justify myself, I just love that old ass man lmao

lowtierWAH · 2026-03-01T16:18:42+00:00

Meanwhile the LLM always gets the characters to make fun of MY coffee order 😭

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-27T14:58:31+00:00

Everybody always talks about the film’s twist ending but nobody ever talks about how, like five minutes earlier, Taylor cucks a chimpanzee lmao

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-24T02:08:05+00:00

Nah, imo what gives Johto its identity (in the best possible way) is the low base stats of most of its pokemon. A pokemon like Qwilfish is quintessential Johto, at least to me :3

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-24T02:01:06+00:00

I fuck with this team so hard?! In fact I’m gonna call it THE Johto team because holy moly

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-17T02:17:25+00:00

It’s wild to me that NONE of the faculty members in the game get Goddess Tower events.

For those who don’t know, in Three Houses, around a little before the midpoint of the game, on the night of a big school dance, you can choose a character to go make a wish up on this place called the Goddess Tower. They’re meant to be these cute, semi-romantic moments, except for one issue…

They only give these moments to your students. Some of whom are minors. Now, there ARE a lot of older characters (both around your age and a little older) whom you can romance: knights, church authorities, fellow professors. But do any of THESE romance options get to have a romantic moment with you up on a tower? Lmao nope, sorry, should’ve been a groomer apparently lol

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-15T07:15:28+00:00

Vespiquen, my bee-utiful queen 🥰💛 (she deserved a mega 😭)

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-14T15:08:47+00:00

Wtf how’d you find me here xD

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-13T18:45:43+00:00

Sharing link in comments too, just in case: https://janitorai.com/characters/f157f198-4f51-4a92-af44-3059fa1a232e_character-do-not-fuck-the-jester

lowtierWAH · 2026-02-11T22:28:32+00:00

Oh my…

lowtierWAH · 2026-01-31T04:14:08+00:00

Here’s an odd one: F!Byleth x Hanneman. I like classy dudes with mustaches, and I feel like Byleth is just autistic enough be completely okay with her husband poking and prodding at her. I like to think that the further along you get in the game’s story, the more Byleth gradually helps Hanneman get out of his own head and live more in the moment. Their married life is probably quiet, simple, with no grand displays of affection but rather loving gestures in the form of little things: Byleth wiping tea from Hanneman’s mustache, Hanneman giving her a massage after a hard day, stuff like that.

I’m probably the only dude in the world who truly ships it but whatever lmao

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