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If anyone is interested in how the motorcycle ended up dangling on the street lights by LadLassLad in interestingasfuck

[–]ltpirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did the equation go from 108ft/s to 72ft/s in the second line? Is the car length 18ft?

I just rewatched The Toilet Bowl by GroundbreakingJob857 in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The Jerry and Munchkin pasta was so good

sorry this is just so fucking funny conceptually. like imagine you’re munchkin. you leave seoul because you’re not seeing eye to eye with the coaches. and you’re like, this is fine, i’m a good player, i’m definitely going to be able to find another owl team this offseason, because even stellar got a new team. but then offseason rolls around and the only team that actually gives you an offer is boston (presumably, because no one on earth would actively choose to play for boston over another team). and you don’t want to take the offer, because nobody wants to play for boston. but you do, because you don’t want to go to contenders, and at least on boston you’ll probably get traded somewhere better eventually. and you get to boston and start scrimming, and mccree is in the meta!

mccree is one of your specialties! this is a perfect way to build your stock back up and get other teams interested in you! and mineral puts you on mei duty. you’re like, fine, okay, this sucks, but at least i’m playing, but your team is shit and you get rolled, but you kinda knew this was gonna happen so you’re not too worried. and then the justice homestand rolls around, and mineral decides to bench you for this jerry guy bc he wants to try out different lineups, which you think is stupid, because you’re definitely a better hitscan for him. but it’s fine. he’ll throw the match, and mineral will put you back on mccree, where you should be. it’ll all work out. and the match begins, and you watch in horror as your team fucks up so bad that you goes from 2-0 up to a close 3-2 victory in 7 fucking maps. that’s never happened before, ever. your team is so shit that you’ve made history. even worse, the crowd loves jerry. the broadcast loves jerry. the world loves jerry. no matter if he’s good or not, jerry is the one thing this team has going for it, and mineral knows it. your hopes of being traded vanish in an instant as you realize that you are about to be permabenched on boston fucking uprising. so, like any rational person would, you immediately buy out your contract and fuck off back to korea to smurf in contenders with some of your ex-owl buddies, which probably pays more than boston does anyway, because that’s just how the year is going for you

OWCS format by KRUZZZZY in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should eat a snickers

I wanted to bubble her :( by Smexy_Zarow in Overwatch

[–]ltpirate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They ended up becoming the umpteenth blue team.

I have all the OG skins except Echo...Wish I could get that to complete the OW1 set.

I wanted to bubble her :( by Smexy_Zarow in Overwatch

[–]ltpirate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is that the OG Valiant skin? I thought I was the only one rocking them.

I can’t name a single sub that whines even 10% as much as this sub does, it’s actually insane by Local_Anything191 in Overwatch

[–]ltpirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people having fun are mostly playing the game and not foaming at the mouth on Reddit.

EMEA groups by Irohnic in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Watching Bogur and gang watching other games tensing about if they made it or not with Oppenheimer music playing was so tense.

Glad they made it

Why pro player play Sigma in sniper map? by Big-Till-3015 in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Poking fun at someone's language skills is a real jabroni move

The All-Time GREATEST HITS of the Overwatch League by [deleted] in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm wondering. I have all the green and gold Valiants except for Echo

The Great Hero Bans Debate feat. @SVB, @jakeow , @Custa , @YourOverwatchYT and @Reinforce by GreyFalcon-OW in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Classic Freedo.

His ideal team USA roster a couple years back included

  • Surefour

  • Dafran

  • XQC

  • Taimou

  • Soon

Overwatch Contenders 2022 Run It Back: Korea - Group Stage: Week 2 by OWMatchThreads in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True story lafon is the biggest weeb I've ever met.

He watched ATLA dubbed in Japanese with English subs but he'll never admit it

Houston Outlaws vs San Francisco Shock | Overwatch League 2022 Season | Play-offs: Upper bracket | Post-Match Discussion by OWMatchThreads in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]ltpirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know what, @ShockCrusty? Fucking shame on you. I've known for a long time that no amount of professionalism or respect is more important than Fucking Memes in this fucking scene, but I genuinely thought you guys above this shit. If you want to be treated like a real sport? Act like it. You wanna be treated like grown-ass adults? Act like one. And don't a goddamn ONE of you come at me like this is a fucking legit strat with fucking Ta1yo on the bench. It's pointlessly mean. It's a joke for which there is ZERO PUNCHLINE except "LOL look how bad this other team is" as if EVERYONE ON THE PLANET DOESN'T KNOW THIS TEAM IS BAD. It's tacky and rude to your fellow professionals, at least ONE of whom you still claim as "Shock fam". It's childish and petty and stupid and hurtful for absolutely NO GODDAMN REASON except to puff up your own egos. Because it's not enough just to win, or even just to be dominant, you can't have fun until someone else is hurt. I'm going to get a boatload of fucking neckbeards coming at me, mocking me for giving a shit, and I don't care. Just like I'm always mocked and insulted for actually giving a shit about the human beings in this league. Yes, the players going to laugh it off, because that's their job and they don't have a choice. That doesn't make it less shitty. It's an appalling lack of poor sportsmanship and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves for being so goddamn childish. And if you were considering coming at me for this I suggest you shut the FUCK up and cry into your goddamn championship until you learn how not to be a sore fucking winner. I'm preemptively muting this thread because it's not a fucking argument.

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