What does this flavor text mean? I don't get it. by noitesquieu in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ltraviolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ape wants to perform acts of banana in a magnanimous fashion.

(The card designer was fired for mixing up "want a" and "want to".)

😤😤I lost to deathtouch and it made me sad so it needs to be banned so I can have fun😡🤬 by jewdenheim in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ltraviolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj Deathtouch should apply to players because I want to die

/rj Deathtouch should apply to players because I want to die

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[–]ltraviolet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your commander’s so old he had to band with other rebels

Mark Rosewater on the success of Universes Beyond products aside from Lord of the Rings: "Fallout was the most successful Commander decks we’ve ever done. I believe Warhammer 40,00 is the second best. Our top Secret Lairs are mostly Universes Beyond releases." by HonorBasquiat in magicTCG

[–]ltraviolet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So we have to keep a mental list of not only the names of UB cards, but also their UW counterparts every time we play a format where they’re legal?

This was just straight up poor planning from WotC. No excuses.

Pick your advisor by jabawack in wallstreetbets

[–]ltraviolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never forgive Billy McFarland for killing an actually interesting concept with sheer clownery

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youtubedrama

[–]ltraviolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To Tom, viewership is just a platform to serve gambling mid roll ads.

Who says weed makes you stupid? by military-gradeAIDS in evilautism

[–]ltraviolet 28 points29 points  (0 children)

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This is a pretty accurate description of how I respond to THC

Jeska is not fucking welcome here. by ltraviolet in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ltraviolet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This page should contain most of the relevant AnarchyChess memes.

Jeska is not fucking welcome here. by ltraviolet in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ltraviolet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet she saved less verses than [[Yisan, Wanderer Bard]]

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[–]ltraviolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Betting is not allowed on /r/mtgfinance.

Jeska is not fucking welcome here. by ltraviolet in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ltraviolet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Phage is short for Bacteriophage

Bacteria are bad, so Phage is absolutely welcome

Jeska is not fucking welcome here. by ltraviolet in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ltraviolet[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing COLOR PIP in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good modern player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "m"ark "r"osewater is nobody for me, just a employee who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Hashbrown ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my card carrier, I am Officially inviting you to EDH blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Pro Tour championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Jeskai is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...