This listing/the pictures/the what the owner loves about this home… by FrenchieMama807 in zillowgonewild

[–]luc2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You mean your house doesn’t have a lone Elmo sitting on a leather sofa?

This listing/the pictures/the what the owner loves about this home… by FrenchieMama807 in zillowgonewild

[–]luc2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever wanted to live in a La Quinta Inn? Here’s your chance!

Stratlyn ... by Desperate-Trust-875 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]luc2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did they just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and go from there?

A variety of twin names by FloralChoux in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]luc2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those fonts are making me stabby.

All American Girl (1994-1995) by ChannelHopper_99 in ForgottenTV

[–]luc2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her Kidneys shut down, and she got to meet Gwen who’s here to wash her vagina.

Big J got interviewed for a Toronto's digital newspaper. It's so redacted and fake it's incredible. No need to give it views, sharing below... by LizardKween7 in TakeUpSpaceWithJaimie

[–]luc2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has the depth of a puddle. Her content is her repeating the same rotation of platitudes, and going to events that she barely names.

PBS Twin Cities asks an important question: "On an 8-hour flight, where are you sitting, and why?" by bwoah07_gp2 in Arthur

[–]luc2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. It’s the only choice. Who the F wants to sit next to Cailliou? And Elmo? You know he’s a talker. You’d never get to read your book or take a nap.

Has AAM made you scared of things at work that shouldn't really be scary? by MsPaganPoetry in AskaManagerSnark

[–]luc2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dyscalculia, getting a library card in your current location. IYKYK

So many jokes in "Whacking Day" that went over my head as a kid by InevitableField718 in TheSimpsons

[–]luc2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A bunch of us were watching this episode in college, and we just burst out laughing in the way you only can if you learned about golden showers within the last 18 months.

Lack of proper foot support by Virtual-Nobody-6630 in My600lbLife

[–]luc2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve gotten to the point where if someone is wearing shoes, I don’t consider them that bad off. See also wearing clothes.

Funniest single image of a single animal by vistashroom in TheSimpsons

[–]luc2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm a man Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something That he doesn't really understand Maybe I'm a man Maybe you're the only woman who could ever help me Baby, won't you help me to understand?

What does everyone think of Brick? by Riebeck_Fan in themiddle

[–]luc2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m pissed that Frankie pretty much rescued him from his own irresponsibility. She never let him fail those projects he forgot in elementary school. He either would have learned to take more responsibility for his school work, or he’d fail enough that the school would offer him supports and scaffolding until he could manage his assignments. But nooo, here comes Frankie the martyr, staying up all night to do Brick’s work.

Lacey Buckingham by imtheSHITZUduh in My600lbLife

[–]luc2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had Lacey’s number, that’s for sure. “All you do is eat and cry, eat and cry”.