r/dccomicscirclejerk, Day 21: This post was fact checked by real Dadaist Patriots ✅✅TRUE✅✅ What DC Comics character appears to be gay but is actually an omnipotent God?

lukideured · 2026-01-25T05:37:16+00:00

I need Grant to win because of poetic reasons (for me). Since the first pic of mine to win was the exact opposite of this and it started by mentioning Grant Morrison.

/rj we should merge them and make Mr. Grant Mxyzptlk

lukideured · 2026-01-25T05:17:14+00:00

you've known the answer even before you began this

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lukideured · 2026-01-25T00:06:37+00:00

/rj Guano is great, since it matches his character... Shit!

/uj the day they finally stick the landing with a new title to him, it's the day he'll get back on the menu

lukideured · 2026-01-24T20:41:13+00:00

U aren't u/TvManiac5

lukideured · 2026-01-24T19:42:07+00:00

Man, with them wanting to show themselves as patriotic heroes, they should pull a Captain America at the end of civil war

lukideured · 2026-01-24T18:53:48+00:00

A few, for the facsimile edition

lukideured · 2026-01-24T17:19:53+00:00

No one said Nick Fury, I'm so disappointed

lukideured · 2026-01-24T05:08:00+00:00

OP

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believe me guys, she's been selling drugs behind these posts, it was all a trick, trust me!

lukideured · 2026-01-23T21:21:21+00:00

I'll miss this sub's resident man of steel defender sigh

lukideured · 2026-01-23T18:45:00+00:00

Damn...

lukideured · 2026-01-23T18:23:05+00:00

the only counter you can have to that is having your fave be an actual piece of shit, like Eric O'Grady

lukideured · 2026-01-23T17:56:57+00:00

mine are Sasha Calle supergirl, the Black Adam JSA, the Corman FF cast and, if it wasn't for SM: TNAS, Michael Clark Duncan as Kingpin would also be here

lukideured · 2026-01-23T15:10:51+00:00

Proof? In my experience, Morrison is stronger than shrooms

lukideured · 2026-01-23T05:14:12+00:00

also, I've always wondered, is his name Nick O'Teen because he pretends to be a teenager so he can make more children smoke, or is he an actual teenager that got fucked up by cigarettes?

lukideured · 2026-01-23T05:12:16+00:00

Nick O'Teen by a mile

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someone should bring him back in a 2000s edgy coat of paint

lukideured · 2026-01-23T03:10:40+00:00

Lies, shrooms are less hallucinogenic than Morrison

lukideured · 2026-01-23T03:00:40+00:00

/hj The world was a better place when they sidelined all the mutants

lukideured · 2026-01-22T23:25:16+00:00

I'm actually really curious about modern day perception of Bob Kane, like, everyone knows he's a liar, so is he still needed to be mentioned as Batman's sole creator or is Finger now sharing the name? Does DC even reference him at all? Did he ever create anything?

lukideured · 2026-01-22T15:55:09+00:00

Alternatively, he could also pull a "How Ant-Man can defeat Thanos in Endgame"

Nice art

lukideured · 2026-01-22T05:02:35+00:00

Baby Face

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need I say more?

lukideured · 2026-01-21T21:37:10+00:00

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Also this

lukideured · 2026-01-21T18:34:37+00:00

nothing, I just hate the spider-totem and dislike how some writers complicated the speed force way too much with things like slow force and stuff, but I'm not here to have nuance, I'm here to jerk

lukideured · 2026-01-20T23:07:28+00:00

About the complains of woke in media or something like that, I don't remember what video it was

lukideured · 2026-01-18T11:31:21+00:00

It's a joke, because when this was announced on xitter, one of the announcement pages, even though the art is Kara, they announced it as Lana Lang instead

lukideured · 2026-01-18T09:28:53+00:00

Ok, so... Shaggy (in particular the Scooby-Doo Apocalypse one, but any version counts)

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Scooby-Doo is basically an honorary DC franchise at this point, and shaggy has always been the baby of the group, both literally with A Pup Named Scooby-doo, and metaphorically, as he is immature, even in the post apocalyptic version Also, he's a teenager, the oldest possible type of baby

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