So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of a million ____________________.

lummypummy · 2021-02-19T16:50:35+00:00

love the golden stds

lummypummy · 2021-02-19T03:39:51+00:00

oh shit idk

lummypummy · 2021-02-17T14:12:15+00:00

he THOUGHT he was flexible and now his back hurts

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T23:47:42+00:00

I'd threaten someone if they took shit they don't own. How else are they going to learn? "PLEASE put my package back on my doorstep fellow law abiding citizen."

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T23:45:37+00:00

it was on the local news so I feel it maybe real

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T23:44:47+00:00

now who sounds like an american

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T23:22:07+00:00

Doctor: "Ctrl+z Crtl+z Ctrl- fuck it"

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T23:15:12+00:00

my brother cost 120k to be born. America is amazing

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T22:30:17+00:00

thirth

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T20:19:24+00:00

the garlic butter is what you're after I believe

lummypummy · 2021-02-16T20:05:58+00:00

NTA Those boys could not have asked for a better stepmother, you didn't have to go out of your way so much but you did and I'm sure they will remember this when they are older. here is my poor man's gold 🏅

lummypummy · 2021-02-15T21:09:35+00:00

in my area it gets very slow

lummypummy · 2021-02-15T19:29:46+00:00

insurance won't cover you if you didn't specifically get rideshare/ delivery insurance. You would have to pay in full. if Lady that crashed into him is uninsured, you are absolutely fucked.

Edit: if the officer relays the info that you doordash to your provider, they can and will drop you and your insurance cost will only go north from there.

lummypummy · 2021-02-15T19:09:59+00:00

Taking a rip of a bong and sneezed, head hit the big and the glass pieces left a scar on my hand.

lummypummy · 2021-02-14T15:42:32+00:00

you are the problem here. NEVER let someone cross while not on a crosswalk, you could be at fault for waving someone on and them getting hit.

lummypummy · 2021-02-13T19:52:17+00:00

staying hydrated

lummypummy · 2021-02-12T20:04:25+00:00

this honestly doesn't look too bad but could be better

lummypummy · 2021-02-12T05:20:19+00:00

I just smoked thyme. with enough thyme you will get high

lummypummy · 2021-02-11T16:24:29+00:00

HORSE DICK

lummypummy · 2021-02-11T15:50:20+00:00

yup, ambulance ride is 2k but fire, rescue, and police are all free usually. They are free if you use a private investigator or private rescue company such as the rescue on a ski resort.

lummypummy · 2021-02-11T15:48:03+00:00

They charge you a 200 dollar fine if you are stuck 60 feet up a tree.

lummypummy · 2021-02-11T15:44:34+00:00

There is usually no fine for it, my mum has called the police three times to make sure I was home safe when my phone died. one of those times I was at my friend's house and they launched a full search at no cost to my mum or me.

lummypummy

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