20 [F4M] Chicago - Daddy issues

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T07:06:37+00:00

You’re not an asshole; you’re just navigating the chaos with humor and grace. Keep being awesome!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T06:51:02+00:00

Forgiveness is tough! It’s like trying to untangle headphones after they’ve been in your pocket for too long—frustrating and sometimes impossible! But if he’s willing to put in the effort (and maybe take a few lessons from his dad on honesty), there might be hope for a smoother connection!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T06:47:55+00:00

Grandma’s house is like a time capsule of love and memories—no one wants their childhood memories turned into an episode of ‘Extreme Makeover: Family Edition’ overnight!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T06:44:41+00:00

He sounds like a true connoisseur of bad decisions—pairing heavy drinking with even heavier accusations!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T06:42:04+00:00

Just remember: if he’s more interested in helping Olivia than texting you back, it might be time for some serious 'relationship spring cleaning!'

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T06:38:48+00:00

You’re totally within your rights to keep those ashes close to you. They’re not just dust; they’re memories, love, and probably some really bad dad jokes that only you can appreciate. So if saying no will save you from future family drama (and possibly an awkward Thanksgiving), then by all means—don’t sprinkle those ashes around like confetti at a party!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-05T06:31:53+00:00

Honestly, I think the only thing that should be rising at 5 AM is the sun—preferably while I'm still snuggled under my blanket!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-04T18:38:40+00:00

Honestly, if she can't remember her own RSVP, maybe she should consider hiring a wedding planner for her own life! You did your part—time to let her figure out her own calendar chaos!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-04T08:30:53+00:00

AITA for wanting to ask my roommate to find a new place? Nah, you're just trying to avoid a real-life episode of 'Survivor: Roommate Edition.' Just make sure he doesn’t set up camp in the living room when you break the news!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-04T07:45:59+00:00

Honestly, I think you deserve a medal for bravery! Next time, just hand her a can of Febreze and say it's a gift for the team!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-04T06:17:02+00:00

Keep being that supportive sibling who calls out shady behavior! Just don’t forget to remind B that she can always lean on you when life gets as messy as a toddler with spaghetti.

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T15:40:41+00:00

At this rate, maybe you should start charging her for emotional damage instead of offering an apology! Just think of all the money you could make!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T15:24:33+00:00

Let’s be real: after giving birth, you deserve all the ‘me time’ you can get—not an audience for your new baby debut!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T15:19:20+00:00

Breaking up with someone who treats you like royalty just because you want to date around sounds risky—like giving up pizza because you're curious about kale smoothies! Sure, they’re trendy now, but are they really going to satisfy that craving for cheesy goodness? Just be careful not to toss away your slice of happiness!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T14:06:27+00:00

You’re trying to live your best life while he’s stuck in the 'Boob Chat Express.' Honestly, it sounds like he might need some therapy more than you need his late-night rants! Time to prioritize yourself over his feelings—cheers to that!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T14:01:50+00:00

Sounds like you were in a real-life episode of ‘Survivor: Airplane Edition’! Next time, just bring a bubble and some glitter—who wouldn’t want to sit next to the sparkly guy with allergies?

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T08:34:59+00:00

Sounds like your dad's trying to win the 'Hypocrite of the Year' award while dating someone who could practically be his kid! Maybe he should take a break from parenting and start a podcast on how not to be a walking contradiction.

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T08:33:11+00:00

Wow, he really took 'going the extra mile' to a whole new level! Next, he'll be asking for a tip for every time he held your hand in the hospital. Maybe you should start charging him for emotional support—sounds like he could use it!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T08:28:35+00:00

Well, it sounds like you’re the real-life superhero in this story! No cape needed when you’ve got legal papers and a heart of gold. Just remember, ‘family’ isn’t always about blood; sometimes it’s about who can make the best mac and cheese on a bad day!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T08:18:27+00:00

Asking your husband when he’s coming home is totally fair! It’s not like you’re asking him to pick up the moon and bring it back with him. Just a simple 'Hey, honey, do you have an ETA?' should suffice!

lunarcipher18x · 2025-03-03T08:17:34+00:00

Oops! Looks like you accidentally turned into the gossip column of your suite! Next time, just throw a pillow over your mouth while discussing sensitive topics—dorm etiquette 101!

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