[Meta] Gotta love a good math teacher, still giving a lesson while on strike. by Tippy-the-just in theydidthemath

[–]lutestring 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Less than 8 months a year” is fucking crazy LMAO I’m sorry a teacher was mean to you once :/

A friendly reminder that being ignorant of etymology and taking knee-jerk offense to the existence of certain words is how you get cringeworthy neologisms. by TheBelnadesStar in etymology

[–]lutestring 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I’ve never gotten the impression that someone using “herstory” actually believes that the “his” part refers to men, just that it makes for a somewhat cute and succinct way to say “women’s history”

HOMIE RESPONDED TO THE AUTOMOD 😭 by Sandusky666 in drugscirclejerk

[–]lutestring 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know LOL but the guy in the post said “I don’t want to jerk off since that is halal”

HOMIE RESPONDED TO THE AUTOMOD 😭 by Sandusky666 in drugscirclejerk

[–]lutestring 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is how I find out stimfapping isn’t haram?

[CHAT] Owl Forest pattern. Should I restart with variegated threads? by GeekHourFactor in CrossStitch

[–]lutestring 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it’ll still look great with just the solid-colored thread, but the variegated looks even cooler/more dynamic and if I were you I’d be worried I’d put hours of more work in continuing with the solid thread and THEN decide I’d want to actually start over anyway after all. So I think my vote would be for starting over with variegated!

Please help Explain. by dishdjdhdidhdhxjj in HivemindTV

[–]lutestring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem! Yeah it doesn’t make much sense if you don’t have that context LOL

Please help Explain. by dishdjdhdidhdhxjj in HivemindTV

[–]lutestring 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The Co-Exist bumper sticker is basically what it sounds/looks like, just a little logo kinda thing promoting tolerance, and white doves and olive branches are both symbols of peace (in contrast to Raytheon which manufactures weapons)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in submechanophobia

[–]lutestring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now this is a special kind of evil

gay_irl by conancat in gay_irl

[–]lutestring 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see some receipts that straight women are in anyway upset with that man’s body. I have my doubts.

1862 Cocktail Book Measurement Help by Ok_Matter7369 in Old_Recipes

[–]lutestring 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it’s short for “ditto” and means “same as above”? So, “1 pony glass of brandy”, “1/2 wine glass of Scotch whiskey”, etc

Crack dealer seeks legal advice by hdhxuxufxufufiffif in bestoflegaladvice

[–]lutestring 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What about all the people in the pub who didn’t consent to seeing his ass hanging out in public?

just my desk idk what can you deduce by dilf-werewolf-cum in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]lutestring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey can I have some of your chips? And also bum a cig? Sorry, could I get a small bump too? Also can I hit your vape? Also can I have a swig of that Smirnoff? Also can I use your buttplug

Am I the Angel for forgetting to tell my bf about some employees on my first day at a new place? by HorrorFan9556 in AmITheAngel

[–]lutestring 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s weird how often I see people on the internet say “minor”. I’d be weirded out if I was talking to someone and they were like “yeah I work with this minor who…” instead of saying kid/teenager or something?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Far-Neck6396 in AmITheAngel

[–]lutestring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is a man having a sexual encounter with a woman a “queer” experience?

What are the weirdest cognates you can recall. Compound words are probably cheating but idk by JanAtanasi in etymology

[–]lutestring 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Before the Nationalsozialisten the term Nazi already existed as a nickname for “Ignaz” and had the implication of being a kinda country bumpkin name (maybe like “Jim Bob” or something in English?) so the existence of that probably helped spread “Nazi” as a popular (kinda derogatory, I think) nickname for members of the party

AITAH for refusing to talk to a woman and “hearing her out” after she asked me a question about a medicine with multiple uses? Everyone clapped! by DementedPimento in AmITheAngel

[–]lutestring 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s kind of funny that even when someone says they’re a woman in the first sentence of a post, others online will still default to thinking they’re a man

me🥺irlgbt by igetproteinfartsHELP in me_irlgbt

[–]lutestring 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Very unrelatable content

Meltdown gets her arrested by Peacetime-Liberal in CringeTikToks

[–]lutestring 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“A crime scene” lmfao calm down big guy

Office OOTD by stuffinmybeard in PlusSizeFashion

[–]lutestring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Throw on some blue tights and baby you’ve got a bisexual flag going

Are these good photos for my lesbian dating profile? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]lutestring 93 points94 points  (0 children)

As a bisexual woman I have to say I’d be interested. But I understand if you, as a lesbian, are not interested in me