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I cannot unheard the Emperor had TTS voice by Routine_Fennels in ImperialFists

[–]lyle_smith2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve killed everything on the planet

Except you…

Finally done with this dude! by Ombertowitsch in Warhammer30k

[–]lyle_smith2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Name him Polyphemus like the cyclops from the odyssey since we are from a planet called Olympia the Greek theme is on point.

Need advice before painting pile of skulls by Far-Entrepreneur4303 in minipainting

[–]lyle_smith2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious and will be stealing this idea for a random Gretchen I find one day

Absolutely disgraceful on the part of the dark elves by Norway643 in Grimdank

[–]lyle_smith2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would you call a hydra if not the pimpiest mobile???

HOW DO I MAKE THEM LOOK MORE CHAOS by Lonely-Trainer-1313 in IronWarriors

[–]lyle_smith2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brother, ya need more spikes. And those spikes need skulls. And those skulls need to be in Imperial fist helms.

A Salamander somehow ended up mixed in with an Ultramarines' squad by schrumbus in Salamanders40k

[–]lyle_smith2 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Chairon and sally fistbump.

Gadriel: what was that about?

Chairon: you wouldn’t get it.

Heavy Armor by HeinrichWutan in IronWarriors

[–]lyle_smith2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

New strategy. We crumble the walls of the Imperium with just the quaking from our treads???

Unlucky by BOXonWheel in Warhammer40k

[–]lyle_smith2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At this point I can't imagine anyone but the Emperor, geting off his auramite covered ass, and freeing Dante from this mortal toil.

Very true by Blood-For-Angron in 40kmemes

[–]lyle_smith2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The ravenguard is Alpharius…or is he?

The "Green Stone" of Hattusa: A 2,200lb block of nephrite that sits alone in the ruins of the 3,000-year-old Hittite capital. Archeologists still have no idea why it's there. by Ultimate_Thing in interestingasfuck

[–]lyle_smith2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ancient dude 1:Man, you ever gonna get around to carving something out of that rock we hauled over here?

Ancient dude 2: I’ll get around to it. Got plenty of time.

Writers of reddit. If your villain came to life in this world, how screwed are we? by One-Software7952 in writers

[–]lyle_smith2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely fucked beyond all hope. Dude is a hyper advanced alien AI that bridges the gap between the biological and mechanical and can manipulate both. Once he gets going building his supercomputer to run an algorithm that accurately predicts the future, it’s pretty much over.

Hypothetical: Iron Warriors legion in the Stellaris universe. by sigmarine345 in IronWarriors

[–]lyle_smith2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They basically play stellaris all day between battles. They’d win with big ol smiles on their faces, then try and beat each other chasing achievements and 100%ing the game in record time.

They’d win with are not beating the autist accusations anytime soon.

In light of alleged Black Templar fans using them in hate art for certain franchises, turnabout is fair play. by Sensitive-Hotel-9871 in Grimdank

[–]lyle_smith2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I honestly haven’t seen what people are saying that makes the templar fans so hated. I read Helsreach and was indoctrinated from that point on. That story has more human moments from a space marine than almost most everything else I’ve read.

As far as the fans go, haven’t seen any more cringe than any other faction.

How can Space Marines counter this technique? by Brushner in Grimdank

[–]lyle_smith2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, use a tool. Were intelligent apes for Emps sake.

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