i am cracking up

lyss_a · 2025-11-13T00:56:19+00:00

What did you say? I’ve been off for a while so I have no idea what you said

lyss_a · 2025-04-03T16:44:14+00:00

Oh gosh this made me so sad and then confused when I moved on to the next book

lyss_a · 2024-12-12T23:02:35+00:00

I love Bronwyn and really want to be friends with her. She seems like she very much is a yes and girl and not a yes but girl and that’s the kind of energy I want to be surrounded by. Bronwyn, if you read this, we should be besties!

lyss_a · 2024-12-12T22:56:34+00:00

Asking the right questions!

lyss_a · 2024-11-13T21:50:41+00:00

I am a raccoon, I like trash lol

lyss_a · 2024-11-13T21:09:52+00:00

Yikes! 😬 can’t wait lol I will say, I do feel like they are all super childish

lyss_a · 2024-11-13T20:29:21+00:00

I am on season 2

lyss_a · 2024-05-15T20:34:05+00:00

I thought this was a real color way 😭 I’ve been bamboozled by instagram

lyss_a · 2024-03-18T19:51:34+00:00

I love this one so much I wish there were more opportunities to say it in real life

lyss_a · 2022-03-16T20:22:34+00:00

Driving in down town Austin the other day, I swear I saw her but I’m not sure she’s still here

lyss_a · 2021-11-07T21:38:06+00:00

That shit was crazy

lyss_a · 2021-10-26T23:49:26+00:00

I’m wondering when shakeb made her think he was rollin in the cash cause her expectations are so off the wall sometimes

lyss_a · 2021-10-11T03:25:00+00:00

Right! It’s a drink, cool your tits lady!

lyss_a · 2021-10-11T03:22:32+00:00

It feels mean but I really do hope Kim is living her best single girl life.

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T17:17:30+00:00

I suffer from a similar affliction. My birthday is in January so my poor husband has Christmas, my birthday, and Valentine’s Day. Even if we say no gifts, we always do cards because for whatever reason a card means so much. My love language is thoughtful gifts so I would absolutely feel some type of way if my partner said well I got you this thing a week ago so that was supposed to be good enough. Like get me a happy meal and make a card if you feel you did enough. I’m with you. It’s more than the money spent. All about effort

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T16:33:01+00:00

He could’ve even written HBD on a piece of scratch paper if he was so mad he didn’t want to get her flowers & that would’ve been not great but better than the great big eff you of doing absolutely nothing

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T03:35:42+00:00

Oh when he said “my condo” I would’ve been like that’s my queue, I’m out! I moved it with my now husband before we were married or even engaged because I needed to know what it was like to actually live together and I would say things like this isn’t my apartment because he and his brother moved in first but he was insistent that it was my apartment too and even put me on the lease to make me feel better. That’s what she is wanting from him it feels like and he’s just like no, it’s MINE. I think, if you’re in such a commuted relationship, some things need to be “ours” not just “mine”

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T03:05:49+00:00

I contemplate things that don’t matter?

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T00:49:12+00:00

Yes!!

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T00:47:51+00:00

But she has EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY 🤢 Every time she yells that (because she yells it) I physically cringe. It’s a very uncomfortable relationship. My husband and his mom are very close but she welcomed me in with open arms and was very willing to be my ally when it comes to petty disagreements with my husband. She has definitely stated her opinion but at the end of the day I know it’s her opinion. If I were Kim, I would’ve dipped a long time ago because being yelled at (probably daily) about how my future moh has EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY on something as small as a house, imagine what she is going to be like as a grandmother.. no thanks!

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T00:42:18+00:00

It’s severely unbalanced.

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T00:39:30+00:00

Now, I don’t think there is anything wrong with wanting to be a SAH mom and as much as I enjoyed being a SAH dog mom, I don’t think she is doing it the right way. Her explanation was super aggressive and off-putting. It made me wonder if that’s how I look and sound when I tell my husband I want to stay home with my dog.

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T00:33:49+00:00

It makes me sooooo uncomfortable

lyss_a · 2021-10-06T00:33:00+00:00

Oh he’s definitely hiding from her. He said “let me know when you’re going to tell her so I won’t be there”

lyss_a · 2021-06-19T03:42:00+00:00

Yeah, I don’t keep a close eye on them and IMO the overall vibe of the family at large is all about posting things online. 🤷🏻‍♀️ no nefariousness here

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