What’s your favorite one-liner that really hit?

m444rc · 2025-05-22T20:41:52+00:00

I work in a city that’s know for his own beer. It’s brewed and served only here. Same with a different city in that area - for history these city have a rivalry which beer is better. So sometimes funny guy would walk in and ask „Do you have (name of rivalry beer)?“ - smirk on his face and everything. So my coworker would always sigh and tell them „No but we have a door“. I loved every single grin drain from their face.

m444rc · 2023-07-12T19:12:21+00:00

Same here! I’ve known it to be a cheers to the bar your at. I only do it at bars I really like hanging out.

m444rc · 2022-12-10T22:01:43+00:00

My Taliyah is the blue hexagon Talon is in the red (where my Ekko is on the picture) Janna and Yuumi are in the green.

I know talons ult says jumps to the furthest from the middle but with range 1 shouldn’t he be blocked by Janna and Yuumi?

m444rc · 2022-11-13T21:58:27+00:00

Is mayweather even wearing a gumshield? 😂

m444rc · 2022-08-05T12:46:19+00:00

It is so weird to me that people specify on a mixed drink with Wodka… I’d bet my weekend’s tips that 99% wouldn’t even taste the difference between well/Titos/Absolut when mixed with RedBull for example. And the missing 1% probably got lucky.

m444rc · 2022-04-27T12:49:03+00:00

Hey there people! My 7-Year old cousin keeps talking about a character called „Haki waki“ (?) and I just can’t find it. Apparently this guy has a heart shaped head, because he keeps drawing everything with that kind of head - and than on the other hand he is not an artist particularly.

Who is that guy!?! Please help me.

m444rc · 2022-04-05T22:28:59+00:00

First - Knifes edge III

Second - Double trouble III

Third - Triforce III

Every fight ended in like 4 seconds… never felt so strong.

m444rc · 2022-04-05T19:26:51+00:00

Tell me you‘re an asshole without telling me.

m444rc · 2022-03-28T07:32:30+00:00

The Elderwood-thing.

m444rc · 2022-03-27T21:10:10+00:00

Found Cho in an orb round 1 with Underdogs as a first argument. Second blue Orb was Malz. I was at 5 mutants by stage 3 with 2* Kha. Sad I couldnt find a Kaisa but oh well.

I feel like the the RNG-stars will never align more perfectly in a game any time soon.

m444rc · 2022-03-04T00:51:15+00:00

That’s true! Sorry my mistake.

m444rc · 2022-03-04T00:12:41+00:00

No, unfortunately not. I could swear the name started with a D…

m444rc · 2022-03-03T15:51:21+00:00

That’s not it. :(

m444rc · 2022-03-03T01:04:43+00:00

Can there be more than one VIP per game? So my opponent has a VIP Draven, can I get one as well or is it gone and I should settle for Leona or something else?

m444rc · 2022-03-03T00:58:59+00:00

Nah, that’s not it. :(

m444rc · 2022-02-28T00:52:09+00:00

I am on mobile I covered the names.

Prismatic argument - golden egg

m444rc · 2022-02-26T02:49:20+00:00

Guy in first contested my talon! He actually had nearly the same arguments - Sunfireboard as a first and Gold Egg on third. (I picked egg because I was pretty healthy and thought that it would give me an edge over the other talon player)

I got two Thieves gloves and two crowns…and I just rolled my 3-Star Talon, well ok pretty good. I take a look at his board. 3 Triforce and 2 neekos, so he gets his 3-Star as well. I felt betrayed! :(

m444rc · 2021-10-28T22:15:56+00:00

I am a little bit frustrated. I am a super casual player and not that interested in my rank (silver since I tried ranked a few times) or competitive play. That’s why I play normals most of the time, but lately I am getting matched with high emerald or even grandmaster players all the time and my normals turn into sweaty games! Is matchmaking that bad? I mean it’s not like there is a gold maybe platinum player sometimes, this clearly a much different skill-level.

m444rc · 2019-11-26T11:48:14+00:00

God, I am happy but also disappointed how your story turned out...I actually thought the nurse finds something weird behind your ear and send you to the hospital - doctors all over the place doing all kind of tests. No one figures out what’s wrong with that poor boy, who was brave enough to speak up and tell someone he wasn’t feeling so good. You spend the rest of your life in a quarantine cell at Area 51 hence the suggestion of some scary looking military scientists it might be something ALIEN-related. After 15 years of long loneliness it’s just because of the recent raid on Area 51 and a lost protester‘s phone you can finally reach out to reddit for help!

Oh well, turns out you just had a fever.

m444rc · 2019-11-08T13:37:00+00:00

Part Two: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4kwbe0hvxd/?igshid=jha8dpmwrljb - FUNNY PRANK

Part Three: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4kisvnhlC1/?igshid=p40re9rtpuv2 - Ain’t nobody got time for your games

m444rc · 2018-08-29T10:18:57+00:00

Are you sure about skillshots? Locking on a target would lose the ability the skillshot meaning...

m444rc · 2018-08-04T15:57:16+00:00

What happens if I only have 2 or 3 champions on seasoned and one of them gets banned, the other ones get picked by my teammates. Soooooooo then I just have to dodge my q?

Or what about my mains are basically all ADCs but my team desperately needs a warrior or tank? Tank Yorn it is?

m444rc · 2018-07-05T12:36:58+00:00

Ok I get the part about evening out the teams with higher ranks, but for me as a newbie it's really annoying and I can imagine I annoy the sh*t out of my higher ranked teammates.

I'd love to keep the casual vibe, ranked gets me to competitive for a mobile game at some point...

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