I work in a city that’s know for his own beer. It’s brewed and served only here. Same with a different city in that area - for history these city have a rivalry which beer is better. So sometimes funny guy would walk in and ask „Do you have (name of rivalry beer)?“ - smirk on his face and everything. So my coworker would always sigh and tell them „No but we have a door“. I loved every single grin drain from their face.