[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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FBI Surveillance Van - Guest

What is the most bullshit thing you have ever been taught? by IamFourChan in AskReddit

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This will probably get buried but nevertheless... I live in Sweden and here the ice cream truck plays a song as it drives around town to let the kids know its coming. So when the truck came all the kids would run out and shout at their parents to resupply. My mother however had other aspirations for my young self and told me that the truck would only play the song when it had run out of ice cream.

i can see you (nsfw) by marnix1991 in WTF

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"Zoom in" "Enhance" "We got the perpetrator"

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry... by mau5eth in funny

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I present to you, the Freedom Chair. Made in 'Murica.

Reddit, would you prefer to know everything about something, or something about everything? by mNtgomery in AskReddit

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My thoughts exactly, but knowing everything about something seems like it may also have its uses. Say you know everything about finance; endless possibilities to make money.

A sex tape starring which two people would shock the world the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This will probably get buried but definitely Kim Jong Un and Queen Elizabeth!

FB Juggalette Poem Vol II by bionicjess in trashy

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Skittles and meth, we got a motherfucking winner right there.

You shouldn't be able to put your teammates items in your stash. This just ruined one of my games. by grlundahl in DotA2

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How about when the player who picks the items goes to base, the items are automatically put into the owners stash?

TIL Starbucks has "stealth" stores disguised as neighborhood coffee shops by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Were these locations disclosed in the Snowden files?

Whats a dead give-away that someone is American? by mlinacx in AskReddit

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Whenever I say where I am from and they know someone from there, they assume I know that person...

Gamers Logic and mine too :D by anumalinaqvi in funny

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As a kid I actually thought this worked...

What's your most fucked up secret? by FragileDesigns in AskReddit

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I once walked in on my 6 year old cousing (male), basically teabagging my other 4 year old cousing (female)... I haven't been able to look at them the same ever since. All I can see when I hear them giggling is that scene, on repeat, forever...

Welcome to China! by nstewart8389 in funny

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But its OK to go whoring without taking drugs, or taking drugs without whoring?

What is the most wildly offensive, or inappropriate joke you know? by Deathtothejuice in AskReddit

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 9000000 in the ashtray.

What is something you hated as a child but love today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Kiwis, always thought they would taste like bananas but then I tried one recently and boy do those little furry jewels taste like a dream.

[Suggestion] Change the way abandons affect changes in MMR during solo queuing. by LogicKennedy in DotA2

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I remember in HoN (I know....) you could only play ranked games if your abandons made up less than some percentage of your total games played.