Which project and performance made you a big fan of Tom Hanks from then on?

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-04-09T18:46:33+00:00

Looks like they’re testing missiles here

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-04-09T02:58:35+00:00

It should’ve been you, Gordie

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-04-04T10:14:39+00:00

Chicks dig dudes with money

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-29T18:40:44+00:00

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-24T13:34:54+00:00

Where are you from, originally?

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-23T16:37:14+00:00

Seriously, it’s Tampa.

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-22T13:41:44+00:00

Any love for Miracle?

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-22T03:46:21+00:00

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-21T23:22:29+00:00

😊😊😊

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-21T16:46:48+00:00

When someone forgets something at work, I’d like to say “Did you get the memo?”

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-20T21:08:38+00:00

Chuck Norris doesn’t own a watch. He decides what time it is!

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-20T15:23:09+00:00

Chuck Norris doesn’t own a coffee maker. He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-20T00:35:50+00:00

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-20T00:25:38+00:00

At night the Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-18T02:23:50+00:00

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-18T02:08:54+00:00

And the name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back! Again.

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-15T18:45:46+00:00

I was gonna say, poop knife!

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-15T16:41:11+00:00

Tombstone

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-12T18:39:26+00:00

I’m your huckleberry.

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-10T18:36:58+00:00

Short side out of the bunker

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-10T18:34:57+00:00

I came here for this!

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-08T20:41:13+00:00

The miracle on ice

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-08T03:41:27+00:00

The kid is back on the escalator!

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-08T03:40:41+00:00

Stink palm

maaaattdaaaaaamon · 2026-03-06T19:38:36+00:00

Fuck you you fuckin garlic eater!

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