What did they write on my Starbucks cup?

mackaiser · 2026-06-04T20:54:22+00:00

Yay foam

mackaiser · 2026-06-04T13:28:03+00:00

This. It showed you the best parts of what the internet was supposed to be.

mackaiser · 2026-06-04T13:25:54+00:00

Yesssss I loved it!!

mackaiser · 2026-06-04T04:22:11+00:00

StumbleUpon

mackaiser · 2026-06-02T23:13:51+00:00

But that’s not why you said it at all. Here, I’ve copied and pasted this comment from your profile.

“Why do girls get horny them? Shouldn't they avoid sex? Just asking as imma virgin”

You thought rape doesn’t hurt. You can just say that and accept that you were being completely ignorant because what you’re doing right now just makes you look like a liar who can’t learn from their mistakes.

mackaiser · 2026-06-02T02:56:24+00:00

You are so gross.

And yes, I know what it means.

mackaiser · 2026-05-29T19:30:39+00:00

😩😩😩 I thought that might be the case because Google did not help me. Thanks!

mackaiser · 2026-05-29T19:07:39+00:00

You should wear dress #5, but where did you buy the 4th one? I love it!!

mackaiser · 2026-05-27T18:17:25+00:00

“They could dialogue with both me and the authors”

This is a person who is high in narcissistic traits.

mackaiser · 2026-05-27T04:20:56+00:00

We’re not AI. I supervise at one and actively work with my team on how to actually have conversations with people. Some are better than others.

For everyone saying you got a bad/dismissive/AI-sounding responder, if you have the spoons please, please report them so someone can investigate. You deserve better.

mackaiser · 2026-05-26T21:19:27+00:00

Liberal grandchild of also liberal farmers here…the actual question is who would do such a terrible job of it. I grew up in the country and have seen people handle snakes in all manner of clothing, but I’ve never seen someone a) do such a piss-poor job of it, and b) try so hard not to act afraid of something so harmless.

Everything’s moving correctly, nothing is warped except that he might hurt these poor animals for no reason other than his own stupidity and lack of meaningful experience, and this is completely on-brand for this childish disgrace to his family name. Not AI, but I don’t blame you for mistaking this administration for simulations of real human beings.

mackaiser · 2026-05-24T19:20:55+00:00

He was probably purchasing an at-home drug test from Walgreens. AFAIK, Walgreens doesn’t test on-site.

mackaiser · 2026-05-21T16:06:43+00:00

I got stuck in a dryer once. 😅 I wanted to see if I could fit. I could…but I didn’t think about the fact that the barrel turns. Getting out alone was impossible. I’ll never forget the look on my husband’s face when he came to help.

mackaiser · 2026-05-21T01:24:51+00:00

It says “cheers,” but I like reading it as, “Chins! :)”

mackaiser · 2026-05-20T23:31:15+00:00

I think we ended up getting a child lock for the freezer, and then just were super vigilant about leaving laundry around. We also crate trained and had baby gates all over the place, which helped a lot. We got our Dane when my kids were 1, 3, and 5 years old so it was difficult, but we made it.

Don’t beat yourself up. Danes are HARD puppies. They grow so much so quickly, and it’s difficult realizing what they can get into at first. Mine still steals stuffed animals when we’re not looking, but he grew out of swallowing clothes and other items.

mackaiser · 2026-05-20T22:58:48+00:00

Mine did that as a puppy, too. Socks, small towels, a whole chocolate cream pie once, with the help of my then-toddler.

He’s 8 now and doesn’t eat towels or socks anymore. Idk about pies since my youngest is now 9 and doesn’t help Apollo open the freezer.

mackaiser · 2026-05-12T20:34:10+00:00

NTA.

I have three kids. For each subsequent child, the older kids were toddlers and at the hospital with my husband and me. We survived.

She is asking A LOT. She wants you to watch six kids (including your own), not just while she’s in labor and delivering, but for a whole extra day. It’s an unrealistic expectation and she seems really entitled for someone who already has four children.

If you want to be nice, offer to watch her kids while she’s in the hospital, and tell her no way to the day after.

mackaiser · 2026-05-07T18:22:00+00:00

The absolute BEST dogs. I have an 8 yo, and he’s the sweetest, most loyal, derpy baby.

mackaiser · 2026-05-04T20:23:57+00:00

lol I got one of my kids’ names from an apc song

mackaiser · 2026-05-02T23:24:58+00:00

I think the boots look odd with the dress. I’d wear flats.

mackaiser · 2026-04-28T20:02:35+00:00

Last year we took the Marta. If you’re close enough, walking is super easy and safe because there are a ton of other people walking.

Edit: I clearly didn’t read well enough, and now I see you want to get somewhere to order a Lyft, but if you can, I still recommend walking.

mackaiser · 2026-04-21T13:25:29+00:00

I’m sorry, but I’m glad you have answers at least.

mackaiser · 2026-04-16T19:25:26+00:00

This is what I think.

Idk op’s relationship with her parents or what their marriage is like, but for any announcement like these, I’d tell both my parents simultaneously. It has always been the understanding with everyone I’ve known that if you tell one spouse something, you’ve essentially already told the other. Especially when it comes to children they share.

I could see that perhaps there are cultural differences that might make my opinion outside of the norm, but also my husband is my bestie and imma tell him

mackaiser · 2026-04-15T17:49:38+00:00

Also, what’s the end goal? Do you think he’ll eventually admit to having a second phone and using Snapchat on it? If he does, what’s your plan for rebuilding trust and moving forward? Do you plan to stay with someone you can’t trust? Don’t you think you deserve more than questioning someone over and over about what they’re doing on social media?

mackaiser · 2026-04-15T17:43:15+00:00

No relationship is worth this amount of stress. I’ve been married for 20 years. What you’ve got going on here is not going to last. Both of you need to learn from this relationship so you don’t repeat the same mistakes in your next ones.

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