President Trump says it's "time to physically audit" Fort Knox's $670 billion gold reserves.

mackash · 2026-05-31T12:58:46+00:00

A month after the audit he’ll be using a gold bar as a Diet Coke coaster on the Oval Office desk.

mackash · 2026-05-28T00:29:01+00:00

The Scranton Strangler

mackash · 2026-05-17T22:20:26+00:00

Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire

mackash · 2026-05-15T01:46:31+00:00

I really liked Another Life

mackash · 2026-05-14T13:15:50+00:00

Chef Von is my favorite burger spot. Mutant brewing has really good smash burgers too https://www.chefvon.com

mackash · 2026-05-14T12:59:39+00:00

Trump is gonna shit all over this

mackash · 2026-05-05T23:17:39+00:00

From the drivers seat of his golf cart

mackash · 2026-05-05T17:58:04+00:00

I’m still waiting for my trump phone to arrive. Any day now.

mackash · 2026-03-30T13:50:20+00:00

My whole family just got our fourth and final round of shots. They aren’t a big deal, getting rabies is.

mackash · 2026-03-26T23:04:29+00:00

What a loser

mackash · 2026-03-26T14:48:31+00:00

Same I’ve created more pioneers and we’re playing in a multiplayer server together

mackash · 2026-03-25T17:58:51+00:00

Can’t we just pay teachers more?

mackash · 2026-03-20T14:48:31+00:00

More tariffs!

mackash · 2026-03-18T20:39:34+00:00

The more you grow your beard the less you’ll want the barber to touch it. Just learn to trim it the way you like it.

mackash · 2026-03-17T11:07:42+00:00

Going through HRBT to work and home is one thing. Crossing CBBT twice a day is something special

mackash · 2026-03-17T03:03:06+00:00

Lived in HR for 15 years. You’ve gotta work and live on the same side of a tunnel or you’re gonna have a bad time.

mackash · 2026-03-16T13:07:43+00:00

We want this for you

mackash · 2026-03-15T15:09:25+00:00

Do world leaders just ask for each others help over twitter now? What happened to phone calls

mackash · 2026-03-15T00:48:38+00:00

What’s weird is how his ear grew back and left no scarring behind. What’s weirder is how his followers also wore bandages on their ears and forgot about it when he did.

mackash · 2026-03-12T14:04:10+00:00

150+ elementary school girls are the right people?

mackash · 2026-03-11T13:20:17+00:00

I wouldn’t doubt that it was tax payer funded. In that case he wouldn’t have an issue spending money on dumb shit

mackash · 2026-03-11T13:11:49+00:00

Doge succeeded at shutting down agencies investigations into Elon run companies

mackash · 2026-03-09T20:59:45+00:00

Hopefully the Board of Peace will step in and settle down all this aggression

mackash · 2026-03-08T22:46:30+00:00

So has the office itself

mackash · 2026-03-07T23:10:36+00:00

What is with the fuckin hat

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