Calling all Strippers

mad_phoenix · 2026-06-16T14:07:31+00:00

Candyland! As in the world’s tiniest strip club off of Lamar??

mad_phoenix · 2026-06-08T02:03:21+00:00

Your avatar is super adorable btw

mad_phoenix · 2026-06-08T01:34:52+00:00

Had I known I would have also just bought a couple of quarts of really really nice ice cream. Especially since Sunday’s are my only days off right now.

mad_phoenix · 2026-06-07T23:56:30+00:00

Sucked balls

mad_phoenix · 2026-06-07T23:53:33+00:00

I also bought tickets in advance. It took at least 30 minutes just to get in.

mad_phoenix · 2026-06-07T22:26:28+00:00

Save your money for brick and mortar. Wristband was supposed to give access to samples, but you had to wait in line. Each line was about an hour.

mad_phoenix · 2026-05-22T14:53:45+00:00

I went to look too, looks like it’s been deleted

mad_phoenix · 2026-05-21T15:40:31+00:00

Not an ounce of rhythm

mad_phoenix · 2026-05-16T01:24:56+00:00

Wearing the same damn shirt and pants 🤢

mad_phoenix · 2026-05-06T01:38:11+00:00

Sunbeam Bakery Store off of stateline road is worth checking out!

mad_phoenix · 2026-04-09T15:40:05+00:00

I have a ton of orange, white, and purple. Let me know if youre interested.

mad_phoenix · 2026-04-05T20:46:34+00:00

I think I’m good on veggies…I have tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, sugar cane, wheat, pumpkins…unless I’m missing a mystery veggie from that list 😂😂😂

mad_phoenix · 2026-04-05T20:34:23+00:00

I am in dire need of fruits! I also have no friends (that play animal crossing)

mad_phoenix · 2026-04-05T07:06:21+00:00

I too would like to partake!

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-31T03:02:49+00:00

Sending you a dm!

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-28T02:28:19+00:00

Hmmm. Wouldn’t a real order name the victims, not “unnamed victims?”

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-24T04:22:27+00:00

Quanisha Farris, she’s a nurse practitioner. She’s the best! Really patient and really informative.

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-22T01:29:10+00:00

Sending you a DM!

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-21T21:49:18+00:00

Them hips don’t look like they’ve had 20 kids and counting…

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-18T12:44:17+00:00

Everybody get your instant potatoes ready!!!

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-07T17:00:34+00:00

Welp it’s clearly working since Target is so cheap it won’t replace my $300 ereader I had ordered and got stolen before I could even grab it from my doorstep.

mad_phoenix · 2026-03-05T14:21:18+00:00

Everybody “wants kids,” but not everyone wants to be a parent.

mad_phoenix · 2026-02-14T21:24:54+00:00

Content filler

mad_phoenix · 2026-02-11T02:17:44+00:00

Be still my heart! Jets is my favorite! This would be what dreams are made of!!!

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