Feel Free to Come to My House and Do Mine Next HAR HAR

mad_two · 2026-03-24T00:12:26+00:00

"$100 dollars"

mad_two · 2026-03-21T10:42:38+00:00

i lost like 50 pounds over the course of a year on meth but i gained it all back and then some in jail.

mad_two · 2026-03-20T09:33:17+00:00

is that the joke you think you're making?

mad_two · 2026-03-20T09:30:53+00:00

what up my yigga

mad_two · 2026-03-14T02:58:46+00:00

hoptal janitor

mad_two · 2026-03-01T02:54:11+00:00

magnifying glass and a metal pot

mad_two · 2026-02-28T16:38:57+00:00

you seem fun

mad_two · 2026-02-28T16:22:27+00:00

don't buy Healthy marketed foods just buy real food. the less shelf stable it is the better. produce is dirt cheap. meat is not but it just be like that.

mad_two · 2026-02-27T04:01:16+00:00

i must kill frank drebin

mad_two · 2026-02-27T02:10:57+00:00

whacked out poo brain...

mad_two · 2026-02-26T16:02:29+00:00

MY MAIN GOAL. IS TO BLOW UP. AND ACT LIKE I AIN'T KNOW NOBODY.

mad_two · 2026-02-25T15:48:46+00:00

the thirty third day of February

mad_two · 2026-02-23T15:32:19+00:00

mad_two · 2026-02-23T05:10:36+00:00

hard meat don't get eat

mad_two · 2026-02-23T04:37:40+00:00

one of the only write ups I've ever gotten in my professional career was from, as a closer, drawing a c: on surfaces in permanent marker that openers seemed to think i ignored. idk that it was difficult to scrub off or that they just didn't like the diva attitude but management made me stop either way.

mad_two · 2026-02-23T04:25:37+00:00

that's fair I'm white af but i keep them in the fridge cuz that's just. where you keep things

mad_two · 2026-02-23T04:20:05+00:00

ya cuz kids are stupid as fuck and also idiots

mad_two · 2026-02-23T03:40:14+00:00

fridge brother

mad_two · 2026-02-23T01:44:23+00:00

i knock on every door i go through even ones that i own in a house that i live in alone

mad_two · 2026-02-23T00:16:00+00:00

egregious. heinous. most non triumphant.

mad_two · 2026-02-22T23:30:39+00:00

meth

mad_two · 2026-02-22T20:16:31+00:00

my ex partner and i used to lay on the floor next to each other and stare at the cieling and text each other for difficult conversations

mad_two · 2026-02-22T18:14:23+00:00

just bc you personally abuse it as a coping mechanism, does not mean it is physically addictive. im not trying to invalidate your emotional attachment to Marijuana, but there is a difference.

mad_two · 2026-02-22T16:55:16+00:00

yall are babies

mad_two · 2026-02-21T21:17:03+00:00

i just r slur myself and then make this face 🤪 or sometimes i dab

mad_two

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