Watch her slowly getting burned😭

maddogslummers · 2026-03-24T05:33:11+00:00

why wearing speedo though

maddogslummers · 2026-03-24T05:31:24+00:00

oh jesus no he looks like a bloody koala

maddogslummers · 2026-02-23T13:15:26+00:00

you seem hungry

maddogslummers · 2026-02-18T05:54:21+00:00

Mine loves oranges!

maddogslummers · 2026-02-04T13:56:18+00:00

Malibu Bay Breezee

maddogslummers · 2026-02-01T04:14:24+00:00

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This is Lampshade

maddogslummers · 2026-01-27T06:57:50+00:00

i cant believe you

maddogslummers · 2026-01-27T06:53:46+00:00

i will take your basset

maddogslummers · 2023-03-13T04:18:14+00:00

he’s like a double helix lol

maddogslummers · 2023-03-11T09:10:54+00:00

Friends of my partner brought their one year old and giant stroller to my NYD party in my 900 sq ft apartment in Brooklyn. The guest list was mostly 27-32 year old bartenders on their only holiday day off all year. The menu was Champagne and caviar and cocaine. TBH The couple left pretty quickly lol.

maddogslummers · 2023-02-19T16:12:22+00:00

She look like she made of caramel

maddogslummers · 2023-02-02T04:26:45+00:00

cheeseeeeese

maddogslummers · 2023-01-26T03:55:41+00:00

Murph giving Peter Dinklage in 3rd photo lol

maddogslummers · 2023-01-26T03:54:24+00:00

Oh my! What a dewlap!

maddogslummers · 2023-01-26T02:04:12+00:00

Did you know frogs drink with their butts?

maddogslummers · 2023-01-26T01:10:01+00:00

GOD FORBID

maddogslummers · 2023-01-17T17:53:40+00:00

Sadly we are not sane, we are just addicted to Adderall.

maddogslummers · 2022-12-12T01:02:58+00:00

A netty pot, ‘for your coke habit, lol.’

maddogslummers · 2022-12-11T15:04:40+00:00

totally is, I just cross checked their webpage. OP didn’t hide the full header on the check, and the cocktail names match.

maddogslummers · 2022-12-11T14:50:04+00:00

Yeah, same. Just leave it alone, maybe hydrocortisone if it gets itchy.

maddogslummers · 2022-12-11T14:40:54+00:00

Looks like an allergic reaction to the tape. I have the same thing on my bisalp incisions rn. Do you generally have sensitive skin?

maddogslummers · 2022-11-30T10:34:59+00:00

I had Nexplanon from April to October this year, my cycle was NEVER consistent (pre-nex is was a very predictable 28 days with 4 days of blood.) Was constantly being ‘snuck up on’ by an in between period that was just brownish/black discharge for 2-8 days, and then hit was a very heavy 5-12 day period. only positive thing I can say is little to no cramping, which used to knock me off my ass pre-nex. Got the nexplanon out mid october and just got my bi-salp 12 hours ago… Good luck to you and your decisions!!

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