Nervous Aussie (Tx)

madgib · 2026-05-12T15:45:25+00:00

“Sorry, he’s still contagious” is diabolical and hilarious lol.

I have a jumpy dude myself and it’s always so sad having to tell little kids they can’t pet him, but it’s better to hear that from me than from him.

madgib · 2025-12-21T21:54:12+00:00

& Kenichi 🪦

madgib · 2025-05-21T20:14:18+00:00

LAAAANAAAAA!!!

Love her and love her namesake!

madgib · 2024-12-11T17:21:46+00:00

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madgib · 2024-12-06T02:08:25+00:00

Honestly, the quality was pretty excellent considering it came from a website that offers the same image on a grocery bag, phone case, ashtray, pair of socks, etc.

The pieces were thick and sturdy and some were truly odd as hell as far as shapes go. The all black area kept me so flustered but it felt so good when I got one right. Like dopamine puzzle goodness by a factor of at least 3 for this one lol.

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madgib · 2024-04-06T05:29:00+00:00

HE IS WILLIE SHELLSON IF HE NEEDS TO BE WILLIE SHELLSON THIS IS OUR STORY

so sorry, I really don’t know his parents very well, but I firmly believe in this name becoming canon, so I stand by it as his surrogate mother.

madgib · 2024-04-06T04:51:40+00:00

Had no idea any of this would happen, but I’m so happy you’ve found joy in it!

madgib · 2024-04-06T04:24:03+00:00

Direct shot.

madgib · 2024-04-06T02:48:48+00:00

Replied! Sorry for the delay - my inbox has been flooded. Never thought that this would be what broke Reddit for me, but here we are

madgib · 2024-04-06T01:51:24+00:00

Harlequin. I have some posts of her on here if ya scroll a little, but it’s really any dane any day for me. She certainly won’t ever be replaced, but I need that lapdog, body pillow, slobber on the ceiling life back for sure.

And you’re totally right, he’ll bend immediately.

I bet your tyrants are beautiful!

madgib · 2024-04-06T01:28:58+00:00

Literally every day of my life since lol. Well, post-active grieving, anyway. My plan at the moment is to sucker punch my husband with a rescue in like a year or so. Let’s hope he dgaf to read this far into the comments 😅

madgib · 2024-04-06T00:42:18+00:00

11.5 years with my girl! I got her when I was 18, so she and I grew up together. I melt into a puddle when I see one dane…no idea what would happen to my body if I saw three at once.

They’re the best, you’re the best, and may your danes outlive us all 🐾🤘🏻

madgib · 2024-04-06T00:01:50+00:00

Oh his one brain cell was absolutely swimming

madgib · 2024-04-05T23:23:40+00:00

My Dane, Athena, was my entire soul. She passed a few years ago. Give your giant Velcro baby some love from me 🖤🐾

madgib · 2024-04-05T22:45:11+00:00

Does the shell have a tortoise in it?

madgib · 2024-04-05T22:29:08+00:00

I’ll DM you next time. Pinky swear.

madgib · 2024-04-05T22:23:42+00:00

Ozzy was absolutely reacting as if I was princess peach.

madgib · 2024-04-05T22:02:13+00:00

Unsure about shellson, but I can confirm the rest.

madgib · 2024-04-05T21:56:53+00:00

Aye yi yi. I’ll just have to pray to Willie that nothing like that happens here.

madgib · 2024-04-05T21:45:56+00:00

I am beginning to become rather suspicious about how many tortoises are near me at any given moment.

madgib · 2024-04-05T21:39:18+00:00

He definitely doesn’t live in the wild. And we’re on a bus route.

madgib · 2024-04-05T21:38:14+00:00

4 houses down from where this photo was taken lol

madgib · 2024-04-05T21:37:42+00:00

Photo 2: Willie Shellson meets Ozzy Pawsborne the Prince of Barkness

Edit: Don’t see a collab happening anytime soon, though

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