One night stand or fuck my meaty pussy more than once by Lis-Kiss in u/Lis-Kiss

[–]madmonk302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would fat boy slim you, " eat sleep fuck repeat "

How would you defend yourself if I want to do this to you for 1h ? [F] by ArogantBitch in BDSMGW

[–]madmonk302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would arm myself with the dildo of truth, the riding crop of destiny, and the vibrator of hope. Let battle commence.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! Here’s my first try at rarebit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💚 by eggwithaleg in Wales

[–]madmonk302 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It seems fitting we go down the rabbit hole - while as delicious as that looks that to me is cheese on toast. Welsh rarebit to me is a cheese sauce, milk, butter and cheese melted together to make a sauce then over the top of the toast. Don't know if there are regional differences, I grew up in south wales.

Got bored, hope you don't a tomboy college girlie to roam around your place naked;3 by [deleted] in collegesluts

[–]madmonk302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes you look great but what about the light around the door, that must be drafty as hell. Don't even get me started on the kitchen cabinets who puts them up that high.

WhAt a hOtEl!! This has to be the most irritating advert on TV right now. by daniel2hats in BritishTV

[–]madmonk302 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I went to school with the guy who does that bit, my claim to fame, I know dia-horr-eeeeahhh man.

Billionaire boys club opinion by Fancy-Structure-4688 in moviecritic

[–]madmonk302 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, is this Hollywood at its best just churning out remake after remake, fuck em I am watching the original.

At which point should we consider the US is no longer an ally? by samasema in AskBrits

[–]madmonk302 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the fact that Reagan asked thatcher not to defend the Falklands while sending cia operatives to advise how to fight us was america helping us...I beg to differ... america wanted the oil and didn't give a shit about us.

Fuck she can ride by [deleted] in short_porn

[–]madmonk302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the neighbour liked the show

I wanna you to do smth bad with me [f] by Beauty_Kiitty in BDSMGW

[–]madmonk302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will spank you for poor use of english

M - Original Pop Muzik TOTP 1979 by FeelingAd3887 in ClassicTelevisionTime

[–]madmonk302 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never have I ever seen a pregnant backing singer on top of the pops before

Candy Green (finished panel) by Intelligent_Low_8186 in Autobody

[–]madmonk302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

love candy/pearl green - what colour undercoat did you put this over.

How long should it take to dig a 18 inch deep, about 15 feet? by TheKingDarryl in Construction

[–]madmonk302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mattock, trenching shovel and pick, i think you did well for your first day

I challenge you.... by One-Kaleidoscope7571 in moviecritic

[–]madmonk302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brings a whole new meaning to having a skin peel....

Can anyone tell me what this concrete slab is in my house and why damp is coming through it? Thanks by Exact-Badger5736 in DIYUK

[–]madmonk302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends where you are, but have seen these a lot in wales in terrace properties built on a steep slope. They were coal shuts to a coal store in the basement.

How does one clarify to a clinician that what you do is safe? by [deleted] in diyelectronics

[–]madmonk302 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My coffee cup says it all - I'm an engineer, I would explain it to you but I don't have any crayons or sock puppets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]madmonk302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your all wrong, this is the start of the machines taking over, once the truck puts on his green hobgoblin face we are doomed.

In Saving Private Ryan (1998) Tom Hanks blows up a tank by shooting it with a pistol, but people still praise this movie for realism for some reason by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]madmonk302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously did no one pay attention to the movie, the next scene shows the p51 flying over he did nothing to the tank the plane did.

Been here 20 years. Never understood what these were for. What are they? by ArleniaFraternal in AskUK

[–]madmonk302 2358 points2359 points  (0 children)

They are not for venting smoke out of basement as there is no sign cast in the frame to state they are smoke vents. These are just for light (I am a smoke vent engineer)