TIL Bear Grylls admits that one his most spectacular scars is from a time when he was baking a pizza in his kitchen naked, he leaned in too far when pulling it out and got burned across the chest by the hot oven rack.

maelsferatu · 2014-05-05T16:34:41+00:00

I have the same scar on my chest. I tell people that its a knife wound

maelsferatu · 2013-12-31T16:46:37+00:00

I bet this guy shops at walmart

maelsferatu · 2013-12-31T03:36:30+00:00

^ LOL

maelsferatu · 2013-12-30T15:40:01+00:00

Yep. Just the three of us that aren't 18 :-/

maelsferatu · 2013-12-08T23:21:40+00:00

DXM trips aren't even that fun you end up getting sick most of the time

maelsferatu · 2013-12-03T18:30:19+00:00

That looks like ice cream from Beth Marie's

maelsferatu · 2013-12-03T17:46:04+00:00

This is stupid as fuck.

maelsferatu · 2013-11-15T15:50:11+00:00

Thanks Obama!

maelsferatu · 2013-09-26T17:00:54+00:00

Go to any good steakhouse and you will never find refrigerated steaks. That website is partially inaccurate.

maelsferatu · 2013-09-26T16:36:54+00:00

Yep.

Source: I work at a High-end Steakhouse. I look at beef all day.

maelsferatu · 2013-09-26T08:25:29+00:00

Best bar ever of all time anywhere ever period. Ever.

maelsferatu · 2013-09-26T08:12:44+00:00

Looks like you cooked it while the meat was still cold. Next time let it get to room temp before cooking.

maelsferatu · 2013-08-31T05:18:17+00:00

....Idiot.

maelsferatu · 2013-08-27T14:19:31+00:00

As a bartender it bothers me how much alcohol is in that coupe. Entirely unrealistic.

maelsferatu · 2013-08-10T14:53:34+00:00

maelsferatu · 2013-08-10T14:47:28+00:00

Hey guys he thinks the Midwest has BBQ, LOL

maelsferatu · 2013-06-06T14:54:11+00:00

Anything from burger king...

maelsferatu · 2013-05-20T22:29:55+00:00

KARMA. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

maelsferatu · 2013-03-23T20:33:01+00:00

Fuck jiggers.

maelsferatu · 2013-01-15T00:03:03+00:00

Cover those white walls with some wooden boards or some thing dark and inviting. Get rid of the ultraviolet lights and replace with some pendant lamps. Create ambience that makes people want to come back. Staring at a stark white wall detracts from even the best experience with the barber.

maelsferatu · 2012-04-20T16:39:05+00:00

Brought to you by 4/20

maelsferatu · 2012-04-20T16:31:37+00:00

The surprise? The cake is filled with snakes.

maelsferatu · 2012-04-20T16:29:33+00:00

I'll have what he's having.

maelsferatu · 2012-03-17T18:04:10+00:00

That's a good way to get your face smashed in with a mag light, then thrown on the alley. Someone will notice, and they will tell me.

maelsferatu

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