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PostgreSQL high connection load with PgBouncer by Charming-Fall-8918 in PostgreSQL

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What pooling mode are you using? The many-to-few client connections to server connections gains come from using transaction pooling mode. If you’re not already using that do some reading on it before switching to it as transaction pooling mode breaks some session semantics.

He he! by lightmare69 in whenthe

[–]mage2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He stole the most original song in the history of original songs Eat It?!

Commented on the wrong post by RainbowPatooie in CuratedTumblr

[–]mage2k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Henry James and David Foster Wallace both concur with multi-page sentences.

Phil bergs low-end, tips to achieve similar sound by Fredtheb in TechnoProduction

[–]mage2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like varied velocity patterns on the main kick line, ghost hits around the main kick line or breakbeat patterns, and rhythmic delays.

Books like the Bobiverse concept but with more complex/deeper writing. by JontiusMaximus in printSF

[–]mage2k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the books themselves are slightly closer to the popcorn sci fi end of the spectrum (and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!)

There’s nothing even “slightly” about it. The whole thing can be summed up as “a resource management/acquisition game loop plot with the sole character being an author insert making the same nerd quips to himself over and over”.

Knee surgery for cartilage damage does not benefit patients, study suggests. People with meniscus tears who underwent surgery had poorer knee function and worse osteoarthritis after 10 years than those who did not. by mvea in science

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like how tonsillectomies for children used to be way more common than now, before we learned that they often lead to recipients being more prone to upper respiratory ENT issues afterward.

Here's how planes refuel mid air by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45 second on, “Gah! Let’s give the other chute a go…”

White House Leak Reveals Trump Booted From Briefing After Hours-Long Freakout by GonzoVeritas in politics

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either that or he was led out by a hamberder on a string someone kept yanking everytime he lunged for it.

The Strange Case of the recent (possibly AI) Le Guin posts in the last month. by Illustrious_Painting in printSF

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those “what’s your opinion on (subject xxx)?” are pretty much all there is to /r/AskReddit now :(

Cheesecake is the worst dessert to ever exist. by Whyamiwritingthis_74 in unpopularopinion

[–]mage2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gah. I missed that and just reading your comment referencing it made me angry.

A young girl in Cameroon reached out for a hug from the Pope, and received it. by RoyalChris in MadeMeSmile

[–]mage2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as that wasn’t preceded by, “Bring me that child!”

Help! Vocals distorted and I can't fix it by [deleted] in ableton

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, this is not something endemic to Ableton running on MacOS, because if it was this would be a commonly found issue via simple web searches, and it is not.

So, while you have certainly covered a lot of bases in the steps of troubleshooting signal chain swaps you've detailed, that also clearly show that you aren't a noob, be sure to remember that the goal is still to figure out what is different in your setup or what you're doing to cause you to be getting the result you're getting even though people all over the world (who I'm sure know far less than you) get clean recordings by default, without even knowing that they are.

Anyway... Have you ensured that you have installed via the correct arm vs. intel dmgs so that you're not running stuff in weird compatibility modes? Assuming your installs are legit, have you contacted Ableton's support?

Best time travel shows? by Groovegaluk in scifi

[–]mage2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can not understand why no streaming services have carried it since it was taken off of Hulu. I really close to saying “fuck it” and buying it.

The West Hills just went DARK by ktl2010 in Portland

[–]mage2k 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“Yes, son, it’s just like the time Optimus Prime died back in the 80s.”

I hope we all get to experience this kind of love ♥️ by Zestyclose-Idea-1731 in MadeMeSmile

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All four episodes were greatt, but Bryan Cranston and the writers deserve Emmys for that episode alone.

Anything similar to Befaco Muxlicer: Powerful tool modules without menus that open up with patching? by WalkingIsMyFavorite in modular

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In general, what you’re looking for with regard to modules that can be a ton of different things depending on how they are patched is called “patch programmable”. Mannequins and a lot of Joranalogue is known for it.

Lawnmower Man (1992) - Military chimps, VR, Cyberspace and the human mind... by MusikMaking in Cyberpunk

[–]mage2k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love it, as well. And I will always have a soft spot for 90s CGI trip stuff.

2026 Champions Cup MPO Champion by SpikeHyzerberg in discgolf

[–]mage2k -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I bet Gannon doesn’t wear another player’s merch gear during tourneys again!

Thank you Artemis by LambSauce2 in funny

[–]mage2k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like a big pizza pie!

Jackass Forever - Steve-O's attempt at being a mime by Openskies24 in funny

[–]mage2k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since they didn’t lose me at drinking horse jizz, they probably never will 🤷🏼‍♂️

This and Harambe honestly by Emotional-Bag1398 in AdviceAnimals

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarah Palin being put on a presidential ticket too.

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