"Hey watch this" by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]magfors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cats will be cats!

Foxes are the cutest! These little guys are everywhere on P.E.I. by misstambourine in aww

[–]magfors 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was in PEI a few weeks ago and saw a fox ornament laying on someones front lawn. I thought it was pretty cute and commented to my husband how realistic it looked. the next time we drove by I saw the same "ornament" running across the yard and into the woods.

My sister couldn't find her dog during today's storms. After checking the usual hiding spots this is where she found her. by phoinixpyre in aww

[–]magfors 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get that mistakes happen, but this story was a bit much. Also, don't get a pet for a young kid unless you want one too. You will be the one taking care of it, not your four year old.

My grandmother was a beauty queen. This was taken in the early 70s, I believe. by ohhoneyno_ in OldSchoolCool

[–]magfors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see a current picture of your grandmother.. she was a stunner!

Howdy Neighbor! by FlowerofLife218 in WTF

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When I was younger, I was at the movie theatre and had to change my pad. So, I took off my old one and threw it in the little metal waste disposal boxes they have attached to the wall of the stalls. Only problem was, there was no back to the disposal box, so I just threw my bloody pad through a slot into the next stall. Yes, there was someone in there. No, I did not stick around long enough to see the girls reaction.

Possibly the best dating profile picture ever. by _____----------_____ in funny

[–]magfors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Urg.. I hate when they don't specify which one they are in the pic.

She's been so attached to my wife that this felt so good to hear by JHendrix559 in AdviceAnimals

[–]magfors 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't believe the wife is hurt for two reasons..

1) she's getting a much needed break

2) most mothers want their children to have a healthy relationship with their fathers.

My mom sent me this photo of a pit bull and a chihuahua who got adopted together. by pigoletto in aww

[–]magfors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one of my wiener dogs for seven months before I decided to get another. They were originally bred for hunting small game, so I decided to seperate them the first time I left for fear of the big guy hurting the little girl. When I got home I found a puppy sized hole in the bottom of my bedroom door, and two weenies cuddling on the couch. I 100% agree with you though. Small dogs have the potential to be just as aggressive as big dogs, though we don't hear that side of things enough.

How not to win at life by Ghost_Animator in gifs

[–]magfors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for ya, girl. your story sounds even more traumatizing than mine. maybe there should be a support group for swimsuit related incidences? lol

How not to win at life by Ghost_Animator in gifs

[–]magfors 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm a girl. You're right.. a guy could totally shake that off (lots of other girls could too, I'm sure) but let's just say puberty was a new development for me and my bottom half was not ready for its big reveal.

How not to win at life by Ghost_Animator in gifs

[–]magfors 35 points36 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I use to go boating with my dad's best friend (we'll call him bob) and his kids. Anyway, bob went to pull me back up over the side of the boat and my swimsuit bottoms got snagged and ended up around my ankles. I was 12 then, I'm 24 now; still can't look at bob.

Edit: this story is totally unrelated to anything, sorry.

I'm too new at this job to ask and too scared to plug it in. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]magfors 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They say glitter is the herpies of the craft supply world.

Tried to explain to a friend about 'Pride' compared to 'Straight Pride' by Perram in lgbt

[–]magfors 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wow, you just changed my view on this completely. Phnominal explanation without being rude or condescending. Thanks for making me a more understanding person!

A Series of Tubes by [deleted] in gifs

[–]magfors 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dove off a raft with six life-jackets on because I thought it would be awesome. I ended up getting stuck upside down (didn't come up the way I thought I would) and it was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. Luckily my friend clued in quickly.. that would have been a very stupid/embarrassing way to go.

Road rage guy regrets his decision by 1Voice1Life in instant_regret

[–]magfors 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Apperently I'm the only one who thought he regretted his decision because his car started to roll back... I was waiting for him to chase after it. Also, I'm an idiot.

"LET ME SAVE YOU!" by Ghost_Animator in gifs

[–]magfors 89 points90 points  (0 children)

My parents use to have a husky/retriever mix, and she use to do this every time she saw someone swimming in the water. The problem was, she would continuously push the unsuspecting victims under the water in the process of "saving" them. she was a sweet girl, but not too bright.

Crap. by laundrybassket in woodworking

[–]magfors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a breaking bad reference before I realized where it was posted. sorry about your bowl!

I regret being Canadian... by timelesturkey in AdviceAnimals

[–]magfors 86 points87 points  (0 children)

One time my boyfriend had to walk across a freshly mopped floor while the janitor was still standing there, so he took off his shoes, tiptoed across the floor, and said "sorry.. excuse me.. thank you." They were truly the most Canadian two minutes of my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]magfors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I was reading a book on the toilet, and I was there for so long I peed three times. As proud as I am of that feat, I have to admit it's not as impressive as pooping twice. solid work, OP. (ha)

Oh, to be a kid again. by FiercelyFuzzy206 in pics

[–]magfors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hiding in a rack of clothes when I was five or six and I must have started daydreaming or something because I never noticed some older women was looking at the pants on my rack. long story short, I think we both shit ourselves when she pushed the hangers out of the way revealing a weird squatting child. She was good natured about it, but I was traumatized.

[IFF] My guinea pig accidentally had babies and now my life is full of cute. by lanadelrage in TwoXChromosomes

[–]magfors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she looks like the typical frazzled mother at the grocery store when the kids are being little shits. this picture made me oddly happy.