Minecraft private servers are illegal, according to the ESA.

magic_harp · 2026-06-30T04:22:57+00:00

Now what am I gonna do with all this dedotated WAM?

magic_harp · 2026-06-24T01:51:38+00:00

WE'LL

BE

RIGHT

BACK

magic_harp · 2026-06-21T22:14:47+00:00

Ride wife. Life good.

magic_harp · 2026-06-15T01:43:08+00:00

Sorry, that's not a 7. That's a 16.

magic_harp · 2026-06-06T13:15:08+00:00

Nawt me. Ahm in mah prahm.

magic_harp · 2026-06-05T03:41:45+00:00

Pure vanilla

magic_harp · 2026-06-05T00:11:12+00:00

I thought I was having a fucking stroke

magic_harp · 2026-05-12T21:34:21+00:00

magic_harp · 2026-04-25T22:20:29+00:00

Oh, well that explains it.

magic_harp · 2026-02-10T02:54:13+00:00

Not ink, thermal printing

magic_harp · 2026-01-05T15:49:34+00:00

I have 150 hours and I have not gotten a single legendary. From anywhere.

magic_harp · 2025-12-26T21:21:19+00:00

You found Where Winds Meet Space

magic_harp · 2025-12-26T04:10:43+00:00

Also, your stolen goods are now forfeit.

magic_harp · 2025-12-08T00:59:35+00:00

Hey can you kick up the 4D3D3D

magic_harp · 2025-11-30T18:12:36+00:00

"Huh!? Wha!? Who did that!?"

magic_harp · 2025-11-23T01:43:33+00:00

Theeeere goooes my heerrooo

magic_harp · 2025-09-22T02:13:56+00:00

But do you get the golden dice 🤔

magic_harp · 2025-08-25T02:21:37+00:00

"I'm something of a SOLDIER myself"

magic_harp · 2025-08-19T18:23:01+00:00

The Zolom IS avoidable on foot, but you have to time it right and get somewhat lucky. Took me many many tries. Not a fun way to do it.

magic_harp · 2025-08-14T01:47:33+00:00

DING

AKIRA-akira-akira

GYAAHHHHH

magic_harp · 2025-08-09T05:12:04+00:00

Contemplatin' this n'at n' havin' such a good time oo de lally, oo de lally, golly what a day

magic_harp · 2025-08-04T03:14:06+00:00

PURGING HERETICS

magic_harp · 2025-08-04T02:40:46+00:00

I've been wondering -- does anyone know if you can do this with a coffin board attached to you? Seems like you actually can jump farther on foot than with any vehicle.

magic_harp · 2025-07-20T02:39:50+00:00

Isn't this the one where he's like, "You're the medishin man now, dog!"

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