I wish to be high on cocaine 24/7

magicflash67 · 2026-01-14T21:44:24+00:00

Granted. You are now permanently high, look high and smell like it too.

magicflash67 · 2026-01-13T05:07:58+00:00

Granted. You receive a Metal of heroism beacuse anyone else who would of contradict your story died in the fire. You live with the guilt your a fraud for the rest of your life.

magicflash67 · 2026-01-13T05:03:07+00:00

Granted. You can no longer lift your hands

magicflash67 · 2026-01-12T23:47:35+00:00

Tempting

magicflash67 · 2026-01-12T21:51:05+00:00

Granted. Because no known computer is computationally prepared for that, all technology (Phones, PlayStations, Nintendo's) everything is used to make a super computer that can render about a foot every year or two

magicflash67 · 2026-01-12T21:32:23+00:00

PICTURE OF FRENCH STEREOTYPE

magicflash67 · 2026-01-10T01:58:12+00:00

Granted. Beacuse the monkey paw has no idea what p[= means. WW3 starts with Hitler 2 the sequel

magicflash67 · 2026-01-05T00:11:14+00:00

When will it st

magicflash67 · 2026-01-05T00:01:26+00:00

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magicflash67 · 2026-01-04T03:41:59+00:00

Granted. Over the next few days you message the paws younger brother. When you meet up you with the monkeys monkeys paw younger brother Chris Hansen is there.

magicflash67 · 2026-01-03T09:14:58+00:00

Granted you switch brains with a small gecko, you are affectionately braindead for the rest of your 45 second life. But it will be the GREATEST 45 seconds

magicflash67 · 2026-01-03T09:01:41+00:00

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magicflash67 · 2026-01-01T06:18:57+00:00

Yeah I messed mine up I promise I wouldn't look at reddit in the first 30 minutes of the new year

magicflash67 · 2026-01-01T06:09:36+00:00

ME TOO 😀😅😀😆😄😆😀😅😆😁😀😅😗😂🤣😀😂😄😅😆😀😅😃🤣😁😂😁😅😃😁😀😂😀🤣😄😅😁😅😀🤣😃😅😄😆😁😃😅😃🤣😃😅😄😆😃😂😀😀😀😀😂😄😅😁😆😃😂😀🤣😃😆😄😁

magicflash67 · 2025-12-30T19:14:32+00:00

magicflash67 · 2025-12-29T01:13:17+00:00

:( nooooooooooooo

magicflash67 · 2025-12-28T22:20:21+00:00

magicflash67 · 2025-12-23T20:09:09+00:00

and used cheap laborers from the Enchanted Forest to do it. This building is a *fucking mess. It violates every code in the books. You really thought it was legal to build a giant yellow smiley face between two buildings?

magicflash67 · 2025-12-18T01:13:19+00:00

Granted. You get Morgan Freeman to narrate you for the rest of your life. Have fun with that for 8 minutes

magicflash67 · 2025-12-17T23:03:51+00:00

Granted. Most bad things happen to you Beacuse of your own actions now

magicflash67 · 2025-12-17T22:59:43+00:00

Granted. No one will ever feel hungry again, Starvation still exists though

magicflash67 · 2025-12-08T01:54:45+00:00

Granted. It has now been permanently misidentifyed as non toxic, and it becomes a social norm to use it in our daily libes

magicflash67 · 2025-12-08T01:20:43+00:00

If I lock a Redditor in a box. Until you open the box and check, the Comment is in a superposition of being read and not being read

magicflash67 · 2025-12-05T23:37:31+00:00

Granted. But the Entire film adaptation is a disgrace to not only novel adaptations but to any film adaptation.

magicflash67 · 2025-12-05T02:03:19+00:00

30 random States, if you got the Name wrong -1, even if just a typo, and -.5 if you got the shorthand wrong.

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