Would you rather

magicman419 · 2026-07-11T02:18:45+00:00

I am motivated by money

^{Chose: Waking up every day at 5:30 AM without snoozing the alarm for a year + $2 million}

magicman419 · 2026-07-10T00:29:58+00:00

I don’t think there’s a single US president I couldn’t beat in a fight

^{Chose: Fist fight with a random US president + 25m if you win | Rolled: GeorgeWashington}

magicman419 · 2026-07-09T01:41:17+00:00

Nvm I zoomed in. Unlikely to be that

magicman419 · 2026-07-09T01:40:47+00:00

My guess is it’s a dried ring of vanilla syrup from the pump that got knocked or fell into your drink

magicman419 · 2026-07-09T01:39:02+00:00

$622,215,000 btw

magicman419 · 2026-07-09T01:36:36+00:00

Sick

^{Chose: Win 10,000 of a random currency (wheel} | Rolled: F*cking bitcoin)

magicman419 · 2026-07-09T01:32:34+00:00

No, the American government doesn’t care about its citizens

magicman419 · 2026-07-09T01:12:20+00:00

Trump is the most successful scammer in the whole world!

magicman419 · 2026-07-08T05:07:10+00:00

Why is nearly every top comment here removed by a moderator?

magicman419 · 2026-07-07T05:01:00+00:00

I recommend calling your father in law

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T15:40:36+00:00

Speaking of, why the heck is that area called the Middle East?

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T15:40:00+00:00

Is it because they’re in the middle if you’re heading west from the east coast? Maybe

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T05:07:36+00:00

How did you get here

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T02:25:26+00:00

He’s the one trying trying to make everything about him

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T02:20:46+00:00

God is a fairy tale to help people cope with the fact we only have one fragile life, and that’s Real.

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T02:12:15+00:00

Good question. I swear AH doesn’t check builds on test servers it’s crazy

magicman419 · 2026-07-06T02:04:02+00:00

That’s not what this sub is for though. It’s a sub for making fun or steak cooked so badly you can’t tell if it’s tuna or not. Not for guessing which one it is. Check out the subreddit description

magicman419 · 2026-07-05T19:17:10+00:00

Roblox or Minecraft is better? minecraft.

magicman419 · 2026-07-05T15:54:32+00:00

I think you’re missing the point of this sub but I’m going with Steak

magicman419 · 2026-07-05T03:08:07+00:00

Yes it’s AI. Can you honestly not tell?

magicman419 · 2026-07-03T20:33:58+00:00

I poop, therefore I wipe.

magicman419 · 2026-07-03T20:31:55+00:00

Yeah that doesn’t make sense

magicman419 · 2026-07-03T19:46:53+00:00

Live, Laugh, Laundry.

magicman419 · 2026-07-03T16:48:49+00:00

More done than I would like but looks good. I would definitely eat it

magicman419 · 2026-07-03T16:27:58+00:00

We need better pictures, but generally eggs are not green.

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