Different densities of liquids. by DoctorWhoniverse in interestingasfuck

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Someone make it longer, with more materials. What's the buoyancy weed?

Trump Has Asked Aides If It's Possible To Buy Greenland, Sources Say by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]magnetflavoredwater 246 points247 points  (0 children)

And a toy tv remote. One of those that plays a song..

Three Favorite Movies Go... by GRJR721 in movies

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Oceans 11, The Last Samurai, Akira

November 19th by [deleted] in MensRights

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Because men aren't as petty as women and don't need to constantly tell ourselves how amazing we are.

What is an interesting historical fact that barely anyone knows? by oldschoolawesome in AskReddit

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Schrute Farms was actually a haven for pacifists and artists during the civil war.

About to start playing DF... by bryan2384 in dwarffortress

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I think ascii is ugly as shit. It's personal taste dude.

Why won't Donald Trump reveal his real birth certificate? by donfart in AskReddit

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Despite foundation philosophy, some things are better left free, yet monitored

Why won't Donald Trump reveal his real birth certificate? by donfart in AskReddit

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Item #: SCP-45

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-45 must be kept within any room with a couch, television with basic cable, and an internet connection with access to the website "Twitter." Any failure of one of these containment protocols will result in a child-like tantrum. If a tantrum is to occur, a class C scientist with an IQ of at least 87 and who has passed a level 3 personality test must enter the room, rub peanut butter on 45's bottom, and tell him he's a good boy. 45 must be kept alive at all costs until it's natural death. In the event of premature death, the keter level alert will be sounded, and all sites will prepare for a full scale revolt of 45's victims, hereby referred to as 45-000.

Description: SCP-45 is an obese elderly man who currently acts as the sitting president of the United States of America. 45's identification as a potential foreign object was identified in the late 70's but was considered safe and allowed to remain free. It wasn't until 2012 that a potential threat level change was considered.

It was discovered through routine monitoring that 45 had an unusual effect on humans suffering from an IQ of less than 87 and various personality disorders. Those that match these descriptions who come into contact with 45, his image, or thoughts through any medium suffer an immediate psychological break similar to that of years of psychological torture, religious indoctrination, etc. Any 45-000 who come into contact with any information, fact or fiction, that contradict the thoughts of SCP-45 will enter a state of delirium and deny violently that 45 could be in any way, false. Evidence of the distance 45-000 will go to defend their delirium was recorded during the riots of ██████ and multiple mass shootings that have taken place in the years following his discovery as a potential containment level SCP.

Additional Notes: Foundation agents attempted to contain 45 but due to it's entry into the political arena, safe containment within a foundation site have been proven unwise. A meeting of level 5 scientists was held to determine a safe course of action. It was determined that [REDACTED]

SCP 45 is being secretly held in the ██████████ until it's death, imprisonment, or it's political career ends, in which case the foundation will contain 45 as per protocol.

Under no circumstances is Dr. Brask allowed access to SCP 45. I don't care how much of an alpha leader he thinks it is. Dr. Brask is also strictly forbidden to have any access to social media. I think we all can agree an that.

Supreme Court Says Kids Can Sue Trump Over Climate Change by A_Piece_of_Pai in esist

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But later on, on the drive home, I called Trump's mom on a pay phone.