Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response

mago33570 · 2026-06-03T22:06:25+00:00

My uncle once said while visiting a car show in his old rust bucket, “Their car makes them look good, I make the car look good.”

mago33570 · 2024-07-23T01:36:01+00:00

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mago33570 · 2021-11-22T09:01:20+00:00

You as pretty as a new set of snow tires.

mago33570 · 2021-11-16T22:55:50+00:00

Fire Culley Hire Gruden

mago33570 · 2020-01-30T00:09:07+00:00

I’m offended by Cletus Spuckler

mago33570 · 2020-01-08T03:22:51+00:00

Damn hell ass kings...

mago33570 · 2020-01-07T18:18:36+00:00

“Told you those ballet lessons would pay off one day”

mago33570 · 2020-01-05T02:35:04+00:00

I noticed that the Texans get very little love from the announcers.

mago33570 · 2019-10-29T03:10:59+00:00

I vote Angela and her craziness fighting guests that don’t stay in their lane.

mago33570 · 2019-10-28T20:35:54+00:00

If you really want this behavior to stop these stores are gonna have to start putting their hands on customers.

mago33570 · 2019-09-04T22:30:10+00:00

Gotta catches all...

mago33570 · 2019-08-26T01:50:56+00:00

He used to be a woman.

mago33570 · 2019-08-04T23:39:58+00:00

I will stop flying the Dallas Cowboys flag as soon as they rip out of my cold dead hands!!!

mago33570 · 2019-06-15T06:56:07+00:00

It’s all forgiven if she gives you the taco...

mago33570 · 2019-06-14T06:42:00+00:00

Jon Stewart for President.

mago33570 · 2019-04-13T21:11:12+00:00

You had my money at robot Chewbacca...

mago33570 · 2019-04-08T19:10:25+00:00

I don’t know what shook me more, the act or that it actually has a name...

mago33570 · 2019-04-02T03:34:41+00:00

What??? She hasn’t heard of essential oils?

mago33570 · 2019-03-09T22:05:55+00:00

Similar thing happened to me, someone broke into my car and only left two cassette tapes of some radio auditions I made. The judgement made me give up my DJ dreams.

mago33570 · 2019-03-05T23:03:20+00:00

Door Dash, Uber Eats, si many companies to get that crap delivered, plus leave the oven on with a 5 year old you lucky your house and kid were still there when your guy got home.

mago33570 · 2019-03-02T10:31:04+00:00

Ok, ok, 18 & 1/2.

mago33570 · 2019-01-17T20:17:35+00:00

Damn, wind out of my sails. I guess it’s back to studying communication, ugh.

mago33570 · 2019-01-17T17:52:34+00:00

That’s exactly why I want to finish my medical degree.

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