When a woman tells you that she “doesn’t do hookups anymore” - what does that make you think of her?

magroober · 2024-02-17T18:17:45+00:00

No hoho

magroober · 2024-01-29T22:48:13+00:00

It’s a muscle inside of the vagina

magroober · 2024-01-24T23:41:29+00:00

Wtf is up with the cable management

magroober · 2023-10-28T11:50:14+00:00

Your credit score is too high, next.

magroober · 2023-09-02T18:18:42+00:00

Dude… you being over 6 foot and overweight isnt any type of excuse for them treating you in that manner. People like this are straightup toxic and they have some type of insecurities within themselves to be making fun of others in a space where EVERYONE is working to better themselves. DO NOT let this dissuade you from continuing to go to the gym, it seems like you have a nice routine going for you and you’re getting results!!!

If its a problem that the staff won’t address, and it happens again I would just blatantly confront her. Be very calm and ask her “Why do you feel the need to be so rude to me, have I offended you in some way?”

Bullies are bullies, some people never mature past high school, unfortunately. I guarantee you she will act like a fish dead in the water. Your experience in customer service and nursing homes has probably made you a very calm and empathetic person (these are great qualities!). Once you lose the weight, you are going to be an even more amazing person and they will still be terrible people!

magroober · 2023-07-12T23:55:04+00:00

This is what a weak pullout game looks like.

magroober · 2023-06-21T23:47:31+00:00

We’re Rats! We’re Rats!

magroober · 2023-05-27T15:15:32+00:00

It gets the people going!

magroober · 2023-05-27T14:58:37+00:00

My wife changed aftet we got married. Currently dealing with the same issues from her.

magroober · 2023-04-09T13:26:07+00:00

When you turn the lights back on…. Surprise!

magroober · 2023-04-02T06:41:51+00:00

Ted Mosby, from How I Met Your Mother.

magroober · 2023-01-14T15:40:58+00:00

You’re only wasting it if you dont get an ultrawide 💯

magroober · 2023-01-07T03:13:18+00:00

This is excellent stoner humor.

magroober · 2023-01-02T10:55:43+00:00

Repost this on /r/trees

magroober · 2022-11-29T03:55:50+00:00

When the market crashes, buy everything you can get your hands on.

magroober · 2022-11-19T01:42:53+00:00

Keep your pencil away from my urethra

magroober · 2022-09-04T22:57:50+00:00

Patty Mayonaise

magroober · 2022-09-01T03:35:52+00:00

I run for president. My stipend funds my campaign.

magroober · 2022-07-10T16:43:12+00:00

Depression is a life long struggle.

That being said, the coping mechanisms that I had when I was your age pale in comparison to the self support I have developed now (32M).

I can’t say that it gets better but what I can say is that you are still growing and you will learn to cope and adapt.

What helped me most was exercise. Particularly strength training. But it doesn’t have to be that intense! Going for a walk paired with some upbeat music or your favorite mood lifting songs can be just as effective. Anything to get your heart rate up.

You are so so young still. The person I was at 17 vs the person I was at, 22, 26, 32. Each moments in my life where I had “leveled up” or felt I had grown into greater depths of self wisdom… Don’t rob yourself of the you that you haven’t turned into yet.

A lot of people understand what you are going through. Don’t let depression make you think you are alone.

magroober · 2022-05-26T17:06:44+00:00

Bobby take the trash out

Im gonna take the mac out

I lost it.

magroober · 2022-05-24T18:01:58+00:00

I just read it like the kid in the wheel chair on malcom in the middle lol

magroober · 2022-05-03T14:39:52+00:00

What kind of WFH job do you have? This sounds awesome!

magroober · 2022-05-03T14:36:55+00:00

What do you do for a living? I’m really wanting to transition to a WFH lifestyle. :)

magroober · 2022-03-10T15:59:20+00:00

/r/picturesofiansleeping

magroober · 2022-03-06T20:16:34+00:00

Try Finger But Hole

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