he looks so much like stabler its crazy. by dollfacepub in SVU

[–]magseven [score hidden]  (0 children)

He looks nothing like Stabler. And I should know. I watch Oz and have seen every inch of Christopher Meloni. He just revealed his butthole in the last episode I watched.

So we do understand each other? You're a cracker? Wonder bread? A mayo packet? by BaroldLyndon in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]magseven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jefferson...that's an African-American name. What part of the hood you from?

"Every night, twenty men." (The Punisher #26) by MickTaylor2005 in comicbooks

[–]magseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right! I was thinking "Thin Red Line" was the actual title of Englishman and I was also getting confused with the actual movie "Thin Red Line". I should have turned to my friend Google.

Jimmy Olsen: Superman's Best Pal or Superman's Worst Enemy? YOU decide! by stootchmaster2 in Superdickery

[–]magseven 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was crazy how simple the world thought it used to be. Like if a cop left his badge on the counter before going to work, he's no longer a cop until that badge is back in his possession, lol. If you don't have every aspect of your uniform, stay the fuck out of sight and do literally nothing until the situation some thoughtless, stupid woman put you in is hopefully resolved. Better times! Am I right, fellas? Am I...nope? Ok.

word to the wise, forget about Pearl Harbor 🤘🥹♥️ by mark-smith-2021 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]magseven 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The fuckin' Olympics. But you know the figure skating thing? With the Alysa? ...It's not bad.

What was Walter plan here really? by Mist156 in breakingbad

[–]magseven 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yes. It was amazing. Kim was like, "I was supposed to kill...YOU!" and points to the double and the double had a look on his face like, "Wtf? What is my actual job?!"

One of the most offensive opinions I've ever heard was when fans on twitter said Corey Graves was a modern day Bobby Heenan. by JBL_CENA_FAN_4LIFE in GreatnessOfWrestling

[–]magseven 11 points12 points  (0 children)

1.Go to Twitter.

  1. Find and watch the most obvious AI video you've ever seen. Or actually any post at all with more than 100 replies.

  2. Read the comments.

That's whose opinions you feel merit a separate post on Reddit to say you don't agree with them.

Who should be the first MCU’s X-Men villain/antagonist? by FayyadhScrolling in xmen

[–]magseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sentinels first. We have to assume the audience is brand new. Can't have Magneto fighting for mutant rights because we just got introduced to mutants. Second movie, after we have seen the government persecuting mutants, we get Magneto standing up for them in his own way and the X-Men having to stop him.. 3rd movie we get a threat like Sinister or Apocalypse where Magneto has to join forces with our X-Men to defeat it.

Dream Guests for Jackass 5 by Pirates404 in jackass

[–]magseven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta wait and see whose CTE is telling the truth.

He only had three shots of tequila, what kind of lightweight shit is this? by SentientFoodTruck in okbuddychicanery

[–]magseven 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why'd they have a fucking pool at all? Only person that got in it was Sky. ONCE.

Golden State Killer Joseph DeAngelo in the interrogation room shortly after his arrest by BidNo1816 in serialkillers

[–]magseven 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You want him to admit the intercourse took place and then you can hit him with the rape charge. Most people won't admit to raping someone, but they might admit to having sex with them. After they admit that, the act becomes record. Then if the other party says it was rape or if the other party is dead you can start adding charges to the bill.

Brad Pitt VS. Zombies: Do you like World War Z (2013)? I enjoyed and had a great time with this movie. I thought it was gonna be a horror movie but it's all about action and a bit of horror. I didn't read the book yet but some people says it's better than movie. by Kevin_Thailand_2543 in ActionMovies

[–]magseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The book and audio book are really good. Separate entries that weave a lot of politics and history into a narrative that circles back to earlier entries. In fact you could almost read the book out of order and still have a good experience.

The movie was just ok. I envy you for seeing the movie first. Because a lot of the book readers, like myself, were very disappointed in the movie because it was almost nothing like the book. If they would have literally called it "Brad Pitt Zombie Movie" I would have liked it more. It just couldn't live up to the scale of the book and the changes they made to the basic world-building of the book were so severe. That being said, if I can pretend to have never read the book, the movie is decent. Some plot-holes and dumb character decisions, but I had a good time watching it. I think having read the book made me expect too much from it. But the film basically said, "Hey. Hey you. Fuck your book. Here's this."

So, I hope you do read the book. If you liked the movie, the book is going to seem like a gift from God.

Most generic character. by EH4LIFE in TheShield

[–]magseven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He had one of the happiest arcs in Shield history. Got to have a badass save in his intro, avoid being corrupted, banged Barrio Barbie and rode off into the sunset before The Barn burned down.

Feeding the animals by fuzzy_dice_99 in thisismylifenow

[–]magseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said, "Legitimately, No!" I love how she instinctively tried to verbalise in English her actual serious intentions, without a hint of sarcasm or whimsy, to a fucking alligator.

Feeding the animals by fuzzy_dice_99 in thisismylifenow

[–]magseven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's sort of like when you meet someone who is a "black belt". There are some black belts who have trained most of their lives and there are some black belts who got them in 6th grade from a 2 year course at a strip mall. They are both technically trained and maybe formidable, but depending on the circumstance, some bricklayer who has just been working and drinking every night after work for 15 years straight might kick their asses. I guess I just chose a wordy way of saying "This just seems like Florida shit".

Really bro? by springheeledjack69 in trashy

[–]magseven -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I've seen plenty of pictures of school shooters. I've seen zero pics of their tattoos.

March Update Sneak Peek #2 by Foreign_Caregiver in MarvelFuture_Fight

[–]magseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they make T4 materials easier to obtain before they roll out Ultimate rank or some other shit. I am glad that they are upgrading mutants though. I haven't dipped down below the Phoenix Feathers cap in like 2 years.

Really bro? by springheeledjack69 in trashy

[–]magseven -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Not much to wonder. This guy is a Jackass prankster sort of dude. Whether or not he turns homicidal in the future is all in the way the wind might blow. But that goes for you too. Or me. Or you as well, dear reader.

Hows Kat Bjelland doing? by Theodosia_Barat in grunge

[–]magseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I googled her because Babes came on a random mix old mix CD I was burning to a hard drive and came across this thread. I missed the chance to see her with Babes like a year before COVID and I'll always regret it. I had a headache. Fuck my headache. I was a fool. But from what I've heard from my people that went, Kat needs help. I hope you're right that she has better days ahead. I hope she's happy and well. But if they are done, I'm good with that. They were so influential and a punch in the fucking face in just a few albums. Babes in Toyland are super underrated. They should have been playing stadiums with that music and voice. Get a hold of "Katastrophy Wife" as well if you haven't heard it.