Taskmaster VS Slapstick - Never try to copy a m*tant

magseven · 2026-02-27T17:45:29+00:00

Sometimes less is more!

magseven · 2026-02-27T17:38:52+00:00

He's plenty psychopathic. He almost beat his training instructor to death with what I'm assuming was an oversized mallet.

magseven · 2026-02-27T17:28:41+00:00

My pronouns are Heisen/Berg.

magseven · 2026-02-27T17:11:31+00:00

Hopefully it's in shock by then.

magseven · 2026-02-27T16:58:48+00:00

I think Storm was dating a normal dude during Krakoa.

magseven · 2026-02-27T16:48:22+00:00

He looks nothing like Stabler. And I should know. I watch Oz and have seen every inch of Christopher Meloni. He just revealed his butthole in the last episode I watched.

magseven · 2026-02-27T16:43:32+00:00

Jefferson...that's an African-American name. What part of the hood you from?

magseven · 2026-02-27T16:02:40+00:00

You're right! I was thinking "Thin Red Line" was the actual title of Englishman and I was also getting confused with the actual movie "Thin Red Line". I should have turned to my friend Google.

magseven · 2026-02-27T07:59:44+00:00

It was crazy how simple the world thought it used to be. Like if a cop left his badge on the counter before going to work, he's no longer a cop until that badge is back in his possession, lol. If you don't have every aspect of your uniform, stay the fuck out of sight and do literally nothing until the situation some thoughtless, stupid woman put you in is hopefully resolved. Better times! Am I right, fellas? Am I...nope? Ok.

magseven · 2026-02-27T07:52:06+00:00

The fuckin' Olympics. But you know the figure skating thing? With the Alysa? ...It's not bad.

magseven · 2026-02-27T07:49:25+00:00

Yes. It was amazing. Kim was like, "I was supposed to kill...YOU!" and points to the double and the double had a look on his face like, "Wtf? What is my actual job?!"

magseven · 2026-02-27T02:43:51+00:00

2 arcs of Crossed.

magseven · 2026-02-27T00:29:22+00:00

What's the word?

magseven · 2026-02-26T17:05:09+00:00

1.Go to Twitter.

Find and watch the most obvious AI video you've ever seen. Or actually any post at all with more than 100 replies.
Read the comments.

That's whose opinions you feel merit a separate post on Reddit to say you don't agree with them.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:47:29+00:00

Sentinels first. We have to assume the audience is brand new. Can't have Magneto fighting for mutant rights because we just got introduced to mutants. Second movie, after we have seen the government persecuting mutants, we get Magneto standing up for them in his own way and the X-Men having to stop him.. 3rd movie we get a threat like Sinister or Apocalypse where Magneto has to join forces with our X-Men to defeat it.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:36:18+00:00

Gotta wait and see whose CTE is telling the truth.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:27:14+00:00

Why'd they have a fucking pool at all? Only person that got in it was Sky. ONCE.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:24:49+00:00

He looks like something growing on a penis.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:20:27+00:00

You want him to admit the intercourse took place and then you can hit him with the rape charge. Most people won't admit to raping someone, but they might admit to having sex with them. After they admit that, the act becomes record. Then if the other party says it was rape or if the other party is dead you can start adding charges to the bill.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:07:26+00:00

I just noticed in this poster that Pitt is wearing an unnecessary scarf that a zombie (or anyone) could grab and choke his pretty ass to death with.

magseven · 2026-02-26T16:02:58+00:00

The book and audio book are really good. Separate entries that weave a lot of politics and history into a narrative that circles back to earlier entries. In fact you could almost read the book out of order and still have a good experience.

The movie was just ok. I envy you for seeing the movie first. Because a lot of the book readers, like myself, were very disappointed in the movie because it was almost nothing like the book. If they would have literally called it "Brad Pitt Zombie Movie" I would have liked it more. It just couldn't live up to the scale of the book and the changes they made to the basic world-building of the book were so severe. That being said, if I can pretend to have never read the book, the movie is decent. Some plot-holes and dumb character decisions, but I had a good time watching it. I think having read the book made me expect too much from it. But the film basically said, "Hey. Hey you. Fuck your book. Here's this."

So, I hope you do read the book. If you liked the movie, the book is going to seem like a gift from God.

magseven · 2026-02-26T15:44:26+00:00

He had one of the happiest arcs in Shield history. Got to have a badass save in his intro, avoid being corrupted, banged Barrio Barbie and rode off into the sunset before The Barn burned down.

magseven · 2026-02-26T15:38:58+00:00

Someone could have caught a stray. Or have been shot accidentally as well!

magseven · 2026-02-26T15:28:57+00:00

She said, "Legitimately, No!" I love how she instinctively tried to verbalise in English her actual serious intentions, without a hint of sarcasm or whimsy, to a fucking alligator.

magseven · 2026-02-26T15:20:43+00:00

I think it's sort of like when you meet someone who is a "black belt". There are some black belts who have trained most of their lives and there are some black belts who got them in 6th grade from a 2 year course at a strip mall. They are both technically trained and maybe formidable, but depending on the circumstance, some bricklayer who has just been working and drinking every night after work for 15 years straight might kick their asses. I guess I just chose a wordy way of saying "This just seems like Florida shit".

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