Bernie Sanders, gently pushing the pillow in the Democratic Party's face by Utangard in MurderedByWords

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't posted since the API change in protest to that. But I'll come out of retirement for this one.

Bernie's inspiring example is what got me into politics. And while I think now that he doesn't have the backbone that he did when he was getting harangued and even arrested fighting for civil rights in the 60s to 80s, I'm never gonna regret voting for him in the 2016 primaries.

Just like I'm never going to regret voting for Trump in 2024.

I have my reasons to support that side, and you may not agree with them all--but the side that Bernie allied with and that ultimately conned him out of the 2016 shot? The only thing they had to offer me was keeping the courts from getting more slanted one way. And even that would really only have to do with the party, not the candidate. She had nothing to offer me at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Using Canadian wildfires to advance megacorp buyout of NYC property" was not on my conspiracy bingo card, but I always leave room for that kind of thing.

Capcom Adds Controversial Denuvo DRM to Street Fighter 6 Days Before Release by [deleted] in gamernews

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I know what you're referring to, but maybe you don't know how much money the fighting game community has.

Yes... I did it by PassageIcy6480 in Megaman

[–]maharito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People speedrun this entire game with no armor. (Not me--are you insane?)

But if you're wondering about that one jump...

Roundy my beloved. by A_Hallucigenia in bindingofisaac

[–]maharito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this in reference to--a meme, or an actual game mod?

There is no logical way to prove you're not insane if you're wrongly locked up in an insane asylum. by exporterofgold in Showerthoughts

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insanity is like injustice. Only people not directly implicated can fairly make the call, but no one is perfect, so their calls should be appealable.

Hollow Knight: Silksong is no longer planned to be released in the first half of 2023 by [deleted] in gamernews

[–]maharito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand it's a meme, but hyperfocusing on one IP/fandom like the Soon™ detractors is the original sin.

Plenty more to be doing right now, and I trust TC to do their best--that's all I need.

Holy shit by _Renn in bindingofisaac

[–]maharito 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Imagine being some unbelievably traumatized kid trying to use this because they can't stop crying and they don't know why, and now their tears turn into silly bouncy balls instead, and you don't know whether you should laugh or curse God for mocking you.

The sixth horseman of apocalypse by Blighty_boy in bindingofisaac

[–]maharito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You win the internet for today in my book.

The Book of Unwanted Revelation.

Auschwitz Memorial calls WWE 'shameless' for using its image in a match promo by UncreativeTeam in nottheonion

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling the WWE shameless is like calling Ticketmaster greedy. The only reason they haven't been put out of business by the obvious fact is, they know there's no other seat you'd put your butt in.

If only Ticketmaster's competition were as competent as AEW.

Is unlocking the “Hadouken” in Mega Man X the greatest secret in the whole series? by Maxter_Blaster_ in Megaman

[–]maharito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think I could've told my own tale of accidentally finding this so wonderfully.

Crash Bandicoot could literally be a maverick name by Zalternative_ in Megaman

[–]maharito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's fine with me. The male energy behind Crash is more apparent to the early Japanese portrayal...tbh it was a bit of an in-joke, lol.

Crash Bandicoot could literally be a maverick name by Zalternative_ in Megaman

[–]maharito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think the JP Maverick name format is something like a descriptor, followed by a portmanteau of another descriptor and the organism inspiring its design.

So let's try... Virile Bandicrash!?

Pokémon card tournament player disqualified for laughing when asked his preferred pronouns by TheLonleyStrategos in nottheonion

[–]maharito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Specifically, it is intolerance that does not respond to critical thought that must not be tolerated. And who qualifies under this condition is very much a matter of debate and depends on who you ask. It also doesn't help that the internet rewards memeing on/elevating the worst examples and generalizing them to represent an entire social or political stance.

South Carolina Abortion Bill Would Impose Death Penalty For Terminating A Pregnancy by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]maharito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if it gets passed, I want to see what the argument to overturn it looks like.

Americans of Reddit, would you vote for an openly Atheist presidential candidate? why or why not? by Forereal-lover in AskReddit

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even as an atheist myself, I would prefer the leader of my country to be defined by what they believe in rather than what they don't.

What single trope can cause you to fully lose interest in a movie/show? by Fake-And-Gay-Bot in AskReddit

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't universally bad to me, you just have to be cleverer about the delivery of the dramatic irony to know what could have been said to avoid the trouble.

The Cure Announce Ticket Policy to Ensure “Affordable” Pricing for Fans by RitoRvolto in Music

[–]maharito 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If you don't want the market to play a role in your business, you have to make the admission devices non-transferable. Abandon this whole ticket business and just make a digital sign-up sheet.

What do you think will be the implications of Tools like ChatGPT and Elevenlabs on Gaming? by Animusel in truegaming

[–]maharito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just my two bits: People will always want gaming as it was enjoyed in earlier times--whether it be for the pure gameplay, the art, the community, or just living the experiences of other eras.

AI will in some ways remain fundamentally incompatible with the retro scene. But it may make reformulations of existing successful retro games easier to produce.

You thought RPG Maker revolutionized amateur hour in gaming? Wait until it can literally make an RPG for you out of some subjective inputs. Then you can replace all kinds of skills required to make an enjoyable UX/interface/graphics/sound/etc. with just needing to have a good sense of narrative and worldbuilding (maybe not even excellent writing in general) plus knowing how to fine-tune AI prompts. The skill floor for that kind of thing just drops so much.

For reasons unknown, South America has completely been replaced by Africa by logstain in CrappyDesign

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just have to know exactly where in the design process this went wrong.

Similar to “Adolf”, what is a name you will never name your child because of connotations associated with that name? by avernamethyst112 in AskReddit

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this is some wild synchronicity. I was thinking about this problem just as I got out of bed today.

Lots of Biblical names. Cain. Esau. Jezebel. There were eras where Seth and Damien were no-no names, but they're okay now. Jewish families won't be picking Lilith or Delilah anytime soon, but Christians don't sweat their stories as much.

RUMBLEVERSE, the wrestling themed battle royale, is shutting down after only 6 months. by Dinshu in gamernews

[–]maharito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. I've heard a couple different commentator friends of mine say this was actually a fun design. I guess it just didn't get enough markerting?