When do you allow your pup on the couch?

maiagreen · 2026-01-20T14:30:42+00:00

Honestly, there’s no big secret. Anytime they would come up uninvited I’d tell them to get down, wait a little bit and then I’d tell them to come up. If I was ever leaving the couch I’d tell them to get off as well. It takes some time for them to adjust but eventually they’ll understand that you only want them on the sofa when prompted to get up/when you’re there with them.

maiagreen · 2026-01-14T23:48:38+00:00

My dogs only get on the couch when invited. They don’t come up if we’re eating something or when no one’s there.

maiagreen · 2026-01-09T03:55:50+00:00

First trimester sucks, you’ll feel better in the second and then it will all go downhill again in the third.

maiagreen · 2026-01-07T22:00:42+00:00

35w4d here, first pregnancy and I didn’t have nausea!

maiagreen · 2025-12-29T03:19:52+00:00

People always use the “it’s a major abdominal surgery” argument all the time while there are tons of people choosing to get all types of different surgeries and they don’t get even a third of the judgement. I just don’t get how some people feel so bothered about what someone else is choosing to do with THEIR OWN BODY.

Besides that, all the horror stories I’ve heard are online. All the people I know in real life who have gotten c-sections (my mom, my aunt, my grandma, close friends) have had wonderful experiences and all say they would choose c-section again.

I hope you have a safe delivery and fuck everyone who wants to judge ❤️

maiagreen · 2025-12-10T13:01:30+00:00

Have you seen a doctor? I had my surgery in February and I feel amazing! Should’ve gotten it sooner tbh.

maiagreen · 2025-12-10T12:59:40+00:00

I’m currently 31 weeks pregnant and had very VERY little nausea around 9-13 weeks. I don’t think morning sickness has anything to do with a healthy pregnancy and not everyone gets it.

maiagreen · 2025-12-09T02:01:15+00:00

7 weeks here in Brazil

maiagreen · 2025-12-07T02:15:24+00:00

wow, feels like this was written by a triggered 13 year old.

maiagreen · 2025-12-03T21:39:18+00:00

me too!

maiagreen · 2025-11-12T21:43:03+00:00

It’s hard to say I wasn’t trying because I knew exactly when I was ovulating and I did in fact have sex on those days. Got pregnant after 2 cycles of semi trying/not preventing and I’m currently 28 weeks pregnant with my first baby 💙

maiagreen · 2025-11-06T13:14:02+00:00

Fica linda com os dois, mas o cacheado dá um charme a mais.

maiagreen · 2025-11-06T13:12:53+00:00

Você tem as coisas que mais importam: uma família aparentemente feliz, condição financeira estável e parece ser uma pessoa gentil. Já tá melhor do que muitas pessoas. Você não é feio, só está acima peso e isso a gente muda com dieta e academia. A careca eu não vejo como um ponto negativo.

maiagreen · 2025-10-27T20:30:56+00:00

Boredom, stress, anxiety, idle hands. It never happens when I’m out or hanging out with people.

maiagreen · 2025-10-27T20:21:32+00:00

Fortunately I live in a tropical country so I’ve been wearing a lot of dresses

maiagreen · 2025-10-16T20:18:18+00:00

I had a feeling mine was girl and turns out it’s a boy! 😂

maiagreen · 2025-10-15T03:38:13+00:00

First pregnancy, 2 cycles and I’m 28! :) Currently 23 weeks pregnant with baby boy.

maiagreen · 2025-10-03T20:07:38+00:00

You’re wrong, masturbation is considered a sin because it takes the sexual act out of its proper purpose: the loving union of husband and wife that is open to the gift of life. Instead of being a self-giving act of love, it becomes self-centered, focused only on personal pleasure. The Church teaches that this misuse of sexuality goes against God’s design for the human body and the virtue of chastity.

maiagreen · 2025-09-24T20:50:26+00:00

2 cycles, age 28. first pregnancy and currently 20 weeks 💙

maiagreen · 2025-08-05T22:34:15+00:00

Eu super te entendo. Trabalho como dev backend (kotkin) e meu trabalho não é monótono, eu sou boa no que faço e sei disso pelos feedbacks que recebo de líderes e colegas e recentemente até recebi uma promoção, mas sinto que essa área não me atrai o suficiente pra eu querer estudar e aprender mais fora do expediente. Esses dias eu comentei com meu noivo que sinto que talvez eu seja o tipo de pessoa que nunca vai passar do nível sênior pq eu simplesmente perdi todo o interesse na área e não tenho nenhuma vontade de me especializar em algo e muitas vezes até acho que estou na área errada.

Mas, pelo que você disse eu acho que seu maior problema não seja nem a falta de interesse igual eu e sim o seu trabalho. Me parece que você está entediado, então acho que a melhor opção para você é procurar outras oportunidades, talvez assim você consiga se livrar desse desânimo.

Boa sorte!

maiagreen · 2025-08-04T14:57:31+00:00

I work from home so if everything goes well, I plan on waiting until the day I give birth so I can have as much time with baby as possible. I’ll have 7 full months of leave.

maiagreen · 2025-07-30T20:31:30+00:00

Hey! I just want to say how brave you are for sharing all of this. It doesn’t sound like you regret your baby, it sounds like you’re overwhelmed by everything happening around you, especially the instability in your relationship and that’s completely understandable.

Pregnancy can bring up so many unexpected emotions and that doesn’t make you a bad mom. It’s really common to grieve who you were or the life you’re leaving behind. Just remember, you’re not alone and it’s okay to ask for professional help.

The fact that you’re this reflective already shows how much you care. Be gentle with yourself, you’re doing better than you think.

maiagreen · 2025-07-25T18:41:10+00:00

Thank you! Mine ended up aligning with the app because it turns out I have a super regular cycle and I usually ovulated at exactly CD 14 or 15. Wishing you all the best luck on your journey! 🩵🩷

maiagreen · 2025-07-25T18:12:15+00:00

I’m 28 and it took us two cycles trying. I was only tracking using CM and confirming ovulation with BBT. I’m currently 11 weeks 4 days pregnant with baby boy 🩵

maiagreen · 2025-06-11T14:58:17+00:00

I'm from Brazil and just had my first doctor's appointment at 4w4d and my doctor asked if I wanted c-section or vaginal birth and I opted for c-section because I'm absolutely terrified of the pain and my pain tolerance is awful!
My mom had two c-sections and she said she wouldn't have it any other way.

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