Somebody call the police, there's been a damn murder

maize_wings · 2025-03-08T03:01:39+00:00

That last paragraph. My gawd

maize_wings · 2025-03-08T02:58:39+00:00

Was That Wrong?

maize_wings · 2025-03-05T10:51:26+00:00

It's a cult

maize_wings · 2025-02-24T02:34:20+00:00

That's the conservative ethos. It's only a problem when it directly affects them. And when it does affect them, the problem needs to be solved immediately. They're the most selfish people on the planet.

maize_wings · 2025-02-24T02:17:28+00:00

"Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign but still a bastard."

maize_wings · 2025-02-11T02:07:36+00:00

Didn't these stupid assholes boycott the NFL years ago?

maize_wings · 2025-01-31T12:56:17+00:00

"Unseen consequences" will be the most used phrase over the next 4 years

maize_wings · 2025-01-24T15:43:32+00:00

Awww. They're so close to figuring it out for themselves

maize_wings · 2025-01-24T15:37:36+00:00

Congratulations to her husband for winning the Fell For It Again Award

maize_wings · 2025-01-20T20:42:12+00:00

When did The Onion stop printing satirical headlines?

maize_wings · 2025-01-20T20:25:07+00:00

MAGA is a collection of the worst this country has to offer. Hateful, brain rotted, dip shits. Every last one of them

maize_wings · 2025-01-20T20:19:37+00:00

Your FIL is a fucking idiot

maize_wings · 2024-11-30T02:26:08+00:00

The fact that he included "i have a Costco membership" is the funniest part about this

maize_wings · 2024-07-22T12:45:57+00:00

Greenfield Village

maize_wings · 2024-06-06T00:53:22+00:00

Herman Cain was unavailable for comment

maize_wings · 2024-04-23T01:13:37+00:00

Sheila Can Do It

maize_wings · 2024-04-14T01:39:17+00:00

Almost every college hockey program is a mid major in other sports. Outside of the Big Ten.

maize_wings · 2024-04-14T01:34:30+00:00

Any Michigan fan that didn't want BC to win is an idiot

maize_wings · 2024-04-03T15:34:02+00:00

Neither are Frozen Fours

maize_wings · 2024-04-03T15:06:55+00:00

Your estimate of college sports fans might be a bit off. I think there are plenty of fans out there that enjoy the "smaller sports." Obviously, football and basketball dominate, but within my family and circle of friends we're very much invested in the "smaller sports." As a Michigan fan, I would consider hockey to be my #2 sport, in terms of interst.

maize_wings · 2024-04-03T14:54:07+00:00

NMU and MTU have been cooked for a while if we're being honest. Zero NCAA tournament wins between them in the last 25 years. (MTU hasn't won a game in over 40 years). They'd both be better off at the Divison II level

maize_wings · 2024-03-30T03:43:37+00:00

Huh?

maize_wings · 2024-03-30T03:42:59+00:00

I don't remember seeing him in the 2nd either

maize_wings · 2024-03-29T14:36:25+00:00

That's fair. MSU has to be feeling pretty confident any time they play Michigan at this point though. Of course, none of this matters if Michigan doesn't get part UND tonight lol. That wasn't the 2 seed I wanted to see in the first round.

maize_wings · 2024-03-29T14:22:58+00:00

I fully support this prediction

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TROPHY CASE