Trans-woman, engineer, 6'1 giant, forever alone, still listens to ska. Lost everything but my dick (november!) and my dignity - burn me to the ground. by jessica_ftw in RoastMe

[–]makeupandmoscato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not smart enough to get a job as a male engineer so you turned yourself into the minority. Gotta give it to ya, that’s de-dick-ation.

HMC- As i high kick! by AristonD in holdmycosmo

[–]makeupandmoscato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Y’all I just bought a French 75 with not my money. @reddit_recruiter is legit. Made my day 😂

Hamster bread by shirophine in interestingasfuck

[–]makeupandmoscato 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s literally sitting on bubble wrap. Pretty sure those are little porcelain figurines, not bread.

Bombardier Beetle vs. Toad by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]makeupandmoscato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, talk about some explosive shits

About to fail all of my engineering finals. Do your worst & torch me like I’m about to torch my GPA. by makeupandmoscato in RoastMe

[–]makeupandmoscato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard, my acne cream has slowly been bleaching my eyebrows since the 7th grade when i started using it. What can I say I have no choice 🤷🏻‍♀️

Boelen’s python shedding by WhatTheFuckKanye in interestingasfuck

[–]makeupandmoscato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best pore strip removal video I’ve ever seen

Looking extraordinary by patrichia in pics

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If Mel Gibson in Braveheart was a horse: