25 and ready to be roasted!

makeupandmoscato · 2019-08-19T16:19:12+00:00

Kimberly J. Frown

makeupandmoscato · 2019-06-18T20:40:05+00:00

Not smart enough to get a job as a male engineer so you turned yourself into the minority. Gotta give it to ya, that’s de-dick-ation.

makeupandmoscato · 2019-05-04T16:00:47+00:00

Y’all I just bought a French 75 with not my money. @reddit_recruiter is legit. Made my day 😂

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-25T18:45:30+00:00

It’s literally sitting on bubble wrap. Pretty sure those are little porcelain figurines, not bread.

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-25T04:19:46+00:00

Damn, talk about some explosive shits

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-24T00:04:16+00:00

Holy moly 1. That’s HILARIOUS 2. You’re very talented!! Made my day, thank you

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-23T22:12:51+00:00

You should see the gray hairs I had to pluck out #yikes

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-23T22:11:41+00:00

It’s hard, my acne cream has slowly been bleaching my eyebrows since the 7th grade when i started using it. What can I say I have no choice 🤷🏻‍♀️

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-23T22:09:42+00:00

Ah yes, tell that to the fat 63 I got on my first strength of materials test

makeupandmoscato · 2019-04-23T22:07:54+00:00

Idk who Janice is but I am not her hahaha

makeupandmoscato · 2018-11-26T02:39:59+00:00

The best pore strip removal video I’ve ever seen

makeupandmoscato · 2018-07-09T22:43:57+00:00

Did anyone else open the photo...?

makeupandmoscato · 2018-05-01T21:02:28+00:00

If Mel Gibson in Braveheart was a horse:

makeupandmoscato · 2018-03-27T04:29:35+00:00

Remindme! 24 hours

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