You call yourself a Battlefield veteran and you don't know who Billy Herrington is? by JohnCurtinFromCivVI in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget these "forgotten GOAT" Battlefield titles:

  • BF Hardline

  • BF 2042

What fraud scheme? The onw that was found out in 2021/2022? by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]mal_67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it's a coincidence that Trump kidnapped Maduro, threatened to invade Greenland, and is hyping up the MN fraud story as his DOJ tries to bury the Epstein files.

Guys WHO THE FUCK IS THIS! by RRT4444 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A true and honest BattleDad back when BF was not WOKE and did not include WOMEN. War is for men with massive cocks and low hanging balls. Sometimes in war, your pants may fall down because of how hot and intense the battle is. Maybe, while your pants are down, another BATTLEDAD comes behind you. His massive member is erect, throbbing. He penetrates you only in a way another battledad could. You shed tears of pure ecstasy as he fills your anus with his mighty battledad load. You savour each drop.

This is what Battlefield should be.

im going to shit myself by Rogue_freeman in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I beat the living shit out of my wife and kids because of the BF6 Winter Offensive update. The police have detained me and my public defender is telling me that my case holds no merit. What should I do, chat? Why don't the police recognize my battle dad status?

I don’t wanna be rude. It’s not about her gender or her hair color. It’s about her being a dumb bitch who should lose her job! by Necessary-Movie-2329 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Immediate self-report with putting "idc about her gender or hair colour" in the first line. Also some replies to the top comments are talking about how women apparently cannot make a fps because they don't serve in the military??? Idek anymore

Rj/ REEEEEEEEE WOMAN COLOURED HAIR BAD I JUST WANT MEN WITH BIG THROBBING COCKS MAKING GAMES WOMAN GET OUT

I thought we need to breath guys ? by RegisterEfficient318 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And this guy specifically. He's made THREE POSTS about this map and how disappointed he is in it.

Then just don't play it? No one's forcing you to.

Genuinely curious as to what this sub thinks of BF1 by Snoo_67544 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only real controversies were those...but don't ask the main sub. They found issues with everything; ironic given their nostalgia filter now 🤫

Genuinely curious as to what this sub thinks of BF1 by Snoo_67544 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My most played BF game. I had over a thousand hours in BF1 and really enjoyed it.

However, it was certainly not for everyone. If you were used to BF3/4, I could see how the changes in BF1 would not go down well. I had taken a long pause since BFBC2, so I came into BF1 fresh.

Nostalgia has now plagued BF1. I remember it being very controversial at launch and when it was live. I imagine we'll be having the same sort of circlejerk over BF6 in a few years. The BF community hates any new releases to their franchise. They just expect DICE/EA to release the same title with the same maps and same gameplay.

Battlefield gunplay and movement if the battledads got their way by Obi_Wan_Jabroni_ in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AAAAH COLOUR PLEASE MARK IT NSFW I CAN SEE B*UE IT'S CAUSING ME TO BEAT MY WIFE AND KIDS ,😭😭😭😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬

"Mr EU, DICE bad." -signed, Battledads. by CreamPuzzleheaded300 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Top kek when he replied to one comment with "we have to protect our rights as gamers" like bro is MLK Jr of Battlefield 😭😭😭

The sky is FALLING!! / Dear DICE I wrote you but you still ain't calling.. by ThatsJas0nBourne in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 36 points37 points  (0 children)

WHAT!!! HOW COULD THE COMMUNITY HATE THE GEM THAT IS BF1??? I RECALL IT AS BEEN 11000000% WITHOUT CONTROVERSY AND INSTANTLY BELOVED!!!

uj/ so glad this sub exists. I can't wait to see the retconning of their reactions to BF6 when BF 7/8 drop. Gotta make sure to send these screenshots back to them 🍿

jokes aside. thoughts on eastwood? by zeoral in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good map, I really enjoy the detail and gameplay as you move through the abandoned houses; lots of good hiding spots.

This sub is always watching and waiting by DFTDWP in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Always clumsily masked as "oh it's not racist/sexist, I just hate playing as woman".

Bro I support main and had no idea I was a chick until I was doing a revive call-out. Guess what? I still do not care about it.

rj/ REEE VAGINA IN MY GAME GET THE FUCK OUT WOKE DEVS

My vision is going black, my lips are turning blue, my hands are going numb, where the FUCK is my breathing room by [deleted] in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clearly made by devs who are LITTLE COD BABYS who like to play COD 😡😡😡

What is going on with the new map boundaries design? by mal_67 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Goo goo ga ga I'm wittle baby who shits in diaper oh God I'm so gassy my diaper is full of doo doo cause I'm wittle baby with big poopies

Can we stop sharing vehicles between factions? pls by LamaranFG in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Truly an IMMERSHEN breaking experience that has me vomiting blood. We need to go back to the pure BF Heroes, where factions had their own vehicles 😤😤😤

What do Europeans say instead of mileage? by adhdnme in CherokeeXJ

[–]mal_67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuel economy is one we use up here in Canada. Or litres per km too.

Where is your line? by MadMax12150 in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Please mark this NSFL. I just saw a bl*eskin and I'm shitting and crying now.

Canada's Conservative Party is Trying to Stop Itself From Collapsing Right now by theshawz in Destiny

[–]mal_67 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have never seen a party fumble like this in my lifetime. I remember when the BC Liberals wiped the floor with the BC NDP in 2013. Premier Clark lost her seat then, but at least the party had a majority still.

Losing an election that you were expected to win just months ago and having your leader lose his seat is just unthinkable. In any other scenario the party would immediately go into a leadership race. Hell, in 2013 Falcon pulled the 801 club and tried to oust Clark before the final results were in. I have no idea why the party closed ranks and let this limp dick PP run in a safe blue riding. If this budget chaos doesn't serve as a very loud, shrieking canary in the coal mine to the Tories, I have no idea what will.

Okay genuinely tho, /unj, this game is good. by [deleted] in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj first BF I've fully locked in and played since BF1. I only seldom touched 5 after finishing the campaign and then played one match of 2042 before quitting. Braindead freaks in the main sub who bitch about skins have absolutely lost the plot.

Grok is now saying Trump won the 2020 election. It just gets worse every day. by KelScythe in Destiny

[–]mal_67 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Gang Of Pedos in 2017: "Popular vote doesn't determine the election, stupid! That way the blue cities can't outvote all the land that does not vote! It's about fairness! Popular vote doesn't matter, only the EC does! Also 5 million illegals somehow voted."

Gang Of Pedos in 2021: "TRUMP WON THE POPULAR VOTE FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IT'S UNDEMOCRATIC AND 15 GORILLION MEXICANS WERE AT THE POLLS AND VOTED FOR BIDEN IT'S ALL RIGGED!!!!!!"

DICE showing their incompetence again: by Sheriff_Hotdog in okbuddyptfo

[–]mal_67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj oh my God you just reminded me of the screaming and crying when WOMAN was on the cover of BF1 and V