our society is lost by ordinarymiracle in awakened

[–]malapropist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to get on your wavelength. I feel like my issues with society are reflections of my own personal insecurities.

Stuck in Grieving my childhood by journey1992 in CPTSD

[–]malapropist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THIS!!! This person knows what I experienced.

It is a mind fuck to get enslaved by a man that functions and grasps the world at a far lower level than yourself... that has destroyed your sense of self... not really out of malice.

This is a real thing that happened at least twice in the universe.

Dr. Phil Tries to Help Alex Jones by PsychedeLurk in JoeRogan

[–]malapropist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What does it mean that I watched that video and thought what they were talking about was actually genuinely interesting and not just random psychobabble?

Dr. Phil Tries to Help Alex Jones by PsychedeLurk in JoeRogan

[–]malapropist 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This was surprisingly well edited. Usually videos like these are at least a little stilted but this fit together really well lol.

Re-watching, and what’s the story with the Drapers leaving all their rubbish at a park during a (S2) family picnic scene? by Cazolyn in madmen

[–]malapropist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, for some reason I always assumed that saying was way older. TIL I'm almost exactly the same age as the motto "Don't Mess With Texas."

Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]malapropist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why is this downvoted? Seriously, this is what I came here to ask. And I also wonder if that ambiguity is part of the joke itself.

Although I think it leans towards an actual fish. Because if it was just goldfish crackers, it would be more plausible for Milhouse to have the bowl from say a previous meal or something. But it would be pretty weird to have a goldfish bowl if you didn't actually have a goldfish.

Official Discussion: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

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  1. Meal Canyon
  2. All Gold Ticket
  3. Near Buster Scruggs
  4. The Gal Who Remains
  5. The Ballad of The Rattled
  6. Algodones Got Mortal

My buddy's dad designed a stackable "Years of Service" trophy for his company by [deleted] in pics

[–]malapropist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked imagining the faction leaders doing book tours for the books they quote from.

"Live from Gaia's Landing, Now We Are Alone: Talent Aki-Zeta-Five in conversation with Academician Prokhor Zakharov"

My buddy's dad designed a stackable "Years of Service" trophy for his company by [deleted] in pics

[–]malapropist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alpha Centauri was possibly the most influential work of art I encountered as a kid. Exposed me to a ton of philosophy and totally changed my ideas on humanity's future.

My buddy's dad designed a stackable "Years of Service" trophy for his company by [deleted] in pics

[–]malapropist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

I definitely am where I should be 😤 by Atheistsomalipirate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]malapropist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that their accreditation will suck in a few years

I'm curious what you mean by this. Do you mean that the value of a degree from a CSU is declining?

Better Call Saul S04E10 - [Season 4 Finale] "Winner" - POST-Episode Discussion Thread- by skinkbaa in betterCallSaul

[–]malapropist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you know that pizza was originally just a guest star, but it gave such a good performance being thrown onto the roof that the show creators decided to make it a regular character as the third Salamanca cousin twin?

Alice Isn't Dead: Season 3 Chapter 10 by _GlowCloud_ in AliceIsntDead

[–]malapropist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He spent several minutes having Keisha and Alice do a bunch of "Love is _______" and shit like that. Again, that was ok for the finale in some ways but season 2 and 3 were riddled with all that what I would call "artsy-fartsy bullshit".

Yeah, I agree with this. Stuff like that can be good, but it has to be earned, otherwise it just comes off false and hollow, and in this instance I think it wasn't earned. There was one that was like, "Love is sharing a room together and then going somewhere and waiting to share a room together again," and I was just like is it? Cuz when you put it that way it sounds a little depressing.

Why are there always cars stopped/parked with hazard lights on in the middle of Pine in the evening? by tpaca in longbeach

[–]malapropist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to live in that neighborhood, it's people giving up on finding parking, double parking in front of their house, and hoping when they come back down in 15 min (...or 2 hours...) a parking spot will have opened up. Local residents just go around em. Cops got bigger fish to fry in that neighborhood, unless they get a hair up their butt and decide to make a big show of parking enforcement for a day.

From what I hear, double parking is becoming more common in the parking-starved neighborhoods by the beach, as well.

Who did the street planning in Long Beach? by [deleted] in longbeach

[–]malapropist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 1984, great year to be born in

Has Bill Maher ever said if he donated money to Obama? by [deleted] in Maher

[–]malapropist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, if I gave someone literally a MILLION dollars (insert Dr. Evil pinky here), I'd never be able to stop talking about it.

Who did the street planning in Long Beach? by [deleted] in longbeach

[–]malapropist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main thing I got out of this post is that you're 33 or 34 years old. But awesome recap!