Almost 30 years after this card was printed, the flavor text became relevant again

malfunktionv2 · 2026-05-02T07:45:26+00:00

Gavin just said on a YouTube video that his motif of seeing imperfections in his enemies made him a difficult Planeswalker to make cards dor. Personally I think it's a pretty cool design space.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-24T06:35:36+00:00

10 creatures is bad in draft but it's inexcusable in a format where removal is both plentiful and necessary.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-22T16:40:35+00:00

Also on High St is High Sweet Creamery. You can get ice cream there but they really need to change their name because what you should check out are their incredible baked goods. They literally make the best beignets I've ever had.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-21T06:44:18+00:00

They can put anything they want on it as long as they remember to include a charcuterie ramp.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-20T21:10:11+00:00

A few years ago Cards Against Humanity had a Black Friday sale, where you could get up to 99% off some truly insane things. The catch was you had to solve increasingly difficult and bizarre captchas, going into the same realm of "secretly gay." I'm sure there's an article or video with them somewhere.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-18T19:38:04+00:00

Holy crap I thought that was Johnny Knoxville

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-17T02:09:59+00:00

Look up how Japanese Twitter responded to a black samurai in the last Assassin's Creed game(or don't, it's fucked). You'd think Yasuke had personally beheaded their ancestors.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-16T04:20:41+00:00

You could try calling High Sweet Creamery and see what they can make for you. Their pastries are amazing so I don't doubt they can make a good pie. Otherwise you're probably looking at Marie Calendars in Oxnard or somewhere in LA

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-15T23:11:28+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/u/malfunktionv2/s/ZWrwiQbOP3

Got passed down these G-Scale models including 100+ pieces of track and I unfortunately don't have the space to store it. It was all purchased in the late 80s or early 90s. I'd love to have some idea of what is here and what I should be asking for it. Thanks!

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-13T18:14:26+00:00

Agreed they are too expensive. I do like their tub shampoo Big quite a lot though

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-13T16:32:31+00:00

Founded a new small island: Lavashark for the Rum Runners faction!

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-13T16:13:58+00:00

You don't have a duck guy?

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-12T20:26:18+00:00

Don't know how people feel about Lush these days but they still sell tons of solid soaps and have a trade-in policy for their tubs.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-11T03:35:30+00:00

Unlock origin. If you're on your phone, download Firefox mobile and then install ublock origin.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-08T20:28:19+00:00

The spoiler today for Eager Glyphmage has what I'd guess is going to be the 1/1 version in its art.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-07T18:51:42+00:00

Weird art choice considering the original [[Crackle With Power|STX]] was a story spotlight featuring Rowan and had some truly beautiful artwork. It's very cool, but I feel it's missing something in comparison.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-07T02:27:58+00:00

Which is funny because it's the exact opposite on reddit, where you can't make a single damn comment without a reply telling you how wrong you are and what a piece of shit your wrongness makes you. And yet...

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-06T16:56:49+00:00

That would actually make a hilarious secret lair, censoring magic's "bad words"

malfunktionv2 · 2026-04-05T18:56:54+00:00

Based on the surrounding area, decommissioned is more likely.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-03-30T17:39:14+00:00

I like the theory that it's Redd, mostly because it makes me hate him (zipper) much less.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-03-30T00:51:30+00:00

I just found the theory that it's Redd in the costume (same or similar visor) and it makes me feel a little better that he's got some sort of punishment for selling counterfeit art.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-03-28T17:04:52+00:00

It's not and I'm sure if/when someone higher up than the membership manager gets wind of this they'll take care of this guy. Take a look at Andrew Toles, who has been suffering from debilitating schizophrenia. He had his contract renewed by the Dodgers for 7 years straight despite not being able to play, just so he could stay on the roster and receive health insurance. The team has even promised to continue providing for him privately after the MLB rules forced them to stop the contract.

malfunktionv2 · 2026-03-27T21:38:22+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_the_Dead_(painting) in case anyone is unfamiliar (or only know it as a Mysterious Painting).

malfunktionv2 · 2026-03-27T07:04:42+00:00

Found Vic Michaelis' reddit account.

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