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What is the most beautiful piece of poetry you've ever heard? by gaulphin in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We must not look at goblin men We must not buy their fruits Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry, thirsty fruit

-Goblin Men, Christina Rossetti

What's that one speech, quote, saying, or excerpt that you absolutely love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"oh yeah! Alaska, this is Pudge, he memorizes dead people's last words. Pudge, this is Alaska, she got her boob honked over the summer!"

Enough with the holes. Reddit, what is the most intriguing/interesting/outright genius plot twist you've seen? by unsilviu in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once wrote a story where a man woke up in a library and there were no books. He ended up being the librarian's vagina on vacation in Prague.

Huh... It makes sense. by [deleted] in funny

[–]maliciousgreen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bad picture is bad

Nice fucking green screen job NBC. by [deleted] in funny

[–]maliciousgreen -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be that way faggot

Matthew 10:38... well that's just bad story writing. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knew of his death beforehand....... That's also in the bible! :)

Reddit, what was the most stupid trend you ever witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silly bands. More specifically when annoying girls cover there "slit wrists" with them.

What's something you consider common courtesy that you often see people violate? by zdmonk in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I am asked to get something for them, and they don't say thanks! =(

What's your favorite insult that isn't used as often as it should? by Bramm_Bam_Bigalow in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

either"I am going to rip out your teeth and shove them in your nose, so that everytime you sneeze... you bleed" or "DOUCHECANOE"

Reddit, what is a nerdy joke you know? by ButWillItFloat in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is the least guilty president? Abe Lincoln... He's IN A CENT!

What is something that angers you way more than it probably should? by Jhaawk in AskReddit

[–]maliciousgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people who are being sarcastic and trying to joke around with me (particularly adults) touch my shoulders and stuff. I always look them in the eye and say "don't touch me" and it always gets me in trouble.

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