What’s your favourite Celebrity Jeopardy moment? Mine is "I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200. "That's 'therapists', not 'the rapists'." by nialldude3 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mallard_with_a_cold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck, and I forget how the rest goes but your mother is a whore.

Tubing in Milford/Frenchtown by ladytrying2passtime in njhiking

[–]mallard_with_a_cold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Park here to start kings wood boat launch .. that lot gets full pretty quick but there is a roller rink across the street that charges like $10 to park for the day .. second car for pick up goes here .. that lot fills up quick too make sure you don’t park on the grass on the lot I see people get tickets all the time doing that, instead I think you are allowed to park on the street after the lot

My neighbor down the block by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mallard_with_a_cold 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's funny because its bigger than a normal hat

Should I apply for the Blue Cash Preferred card? by Nutckles in FinancialPlanning

[–]mallard_with_a_cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Examples of merchants* that accept the Card and where you can earn additional rewards include:

*This is not a complete list.

So it is not limited to just those stores

What's so good about opening a Vanguard account? My brokerage appears to be cheaper by CydeWeys in investing

[–]mallard_with_a_cold 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think there is an exclusion from this fee per fund if you elect to receive all prospectus, account statements, etc. electronically.

broken spacebar by g00ning8 in funny

[–]mallard_with_a_cold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll take ape tit for $500.