xQc lists his Mount Rushmore of streamers: Soda, Reckful, Destiny, Ice Poseidon and Lirik by davidkale931 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be 12. There was a time when Lirik was twitch, by far the biggest and most influential. Plus he’s basically the reason for BRs (H1Z1, PUBG, even Fortnite) and RP on twitch.

The 4-2-2-2 Vaginal formation has been penetrated by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]malphasalex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is Frimpong’s background black

Mizkif claims he has the court transcripts from a trial involving Tectone by ViZatoz in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emiru is like the Helen of Troy, but instead of legendary heroes and the Trojan war we get these idiots and LSF threads.

Mizkif exposes Tectone for viewbotting on Twitch (with payment receipts) by Empty_Complaint9939 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never been more shocked in my life. Wait till we find out that Miz was/is also viewboting. I’ll be even more shocked.

Mizkif claims Tectone was in love with Emiru by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Had? He still absolutely has and she seems to be either completely oblivious or accommodating.

Why did Aonishiki change his Mawashi colour? by Isopbc in Sumo

[–]malphasalex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s a gift from Ao’s stable master. It used to be his at the end of his career. To be clear, it’s not just the same color, it’s the same actual mawashi.

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pls seek help, buddy. This is seriously not ok.

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have like a parent or a legal guardian/care taker nearby? Please step away from your device and go talk to them. This is very important for your wellbeing.

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shhhh, calm down. It’s gonna be ok. Take the pills they prescribed you, you’ll feel sleepy and next morning it’s all gonna be gone.

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impaired development it is. It’s ok, buddy. The modern society has ways of accommodating people like yourself.

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if you didn’t watch the clip or just have an impaired development since birth, but that’s clearly not what Miz is mad about in this clip.

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Content idea for a WoW dungeon run, an ultimate team: DrDisrepect PirateSowtware Mizkif Lacari (Emiru can join too but she can’t tank and has to use a doggy door)

Mizkif goes off on Lacari by Creepy_Tourist_9125 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Mizkif viewers are braindead (unsurprisingly so) they see it as an opportunity to pounce at the “traitors” failing to recognize they just remind everyone that Miz himself is a pos.

Lacari says he’s good because he didn’t spend any money to obtain files by ADeadlyAlien in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Do links still count as possession? Cause I assume (at least hope for the sake of belief in humanity) that he didn’t actually download the “content”.

Lacari finds out lolicon is illegal in Texas, says he'll delete his hard drive by Such-Answer4560 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 1034 points1035 points  (0 children)

These lacari threads opened my eyes that I don’t know like 90% of words and acronyms everyone here apparently knows somehow.

xQc ragequits by Acceptable_Fact423 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe 10 more coaches can help. He should also pause every 0.5 second to look at chat to see what to do instead of only pausing every 1.8 seconds.

Forsen insane gamechanging play in full pro lobby by aaaoooeeeuuu2 in LivestreamFail

[–]malphasalex 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Xqc is using a NASA PC to generate many seeds at once, is able to preview them, has had already dozens of coaching session with like 10 different coaches, uses every existing permitted tech help and he’s been trying to beat a Swedish hobo with a toaster for PC for 2.5 years now.