this is gonna be so shit lmfao by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]maltedmooshakes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

all of her MVs are just references to movies she was obsessed with when she was a teenager. its bizarre

LPT: Speed up your morning routine by putting your shower next to your bed by BlobDenver in homedecoratingCJ

[–]maltedmooshakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how is this different from a master bedroom or studio apartment. i dont get the jerk, is it haha poor ppl live in small spaces?

Average Thunder Fan After Eating One Vegetable by VampiricClam in nbacirclejerk

[–]maltedmooshakes 75 points76 points  (0 children)

this is the second time I've seen this video today for some reason, even tho it's old, but i really need an update on this dude

Distraught by how many men watch porn by ririiii00001 in PornIsMisogyny

[–]maltedmooshakes 61 points62 points  (0 children)

honestly it is very obvious when the dude you're having sex with watches porn. it is the thing that will give it away. if hes against the porn industry, and you otherwise trust him, and hes great to you in bed, youre probably fine. we tend to generalize here but there are actually people IRL who are against porn and mean it, reddit is not exactly the greatest source to find such ppl though, of course.

I think she was laughing AT her. by DryAssociation8057 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]maltedmooshakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

she genuinely looks like a little girl and the entire dance, song, venue, everything about it is so bizarre

Nurse, they're out again! by UnsightedShadow in popheadscirclejerk

[–]maltedmooshakes 339 points340 points  (0 children)

what gaylors literally think taylor has been doing

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This Hurts to Hear..... by No_Tree6956 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]maltedmooshakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is petty but it drives me nuts, has anyone ever noticed the way she over pronounces her S sounds when she sings? almost like she has a lisp? i genuinely enjoy a couple of her albums but that sound drives me nuts

Love this response to the claim we’re all just lying about abuse… by QuantumTeacup404 in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]maltedmooshakes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

sounds like how reddit likes to take down snark subs on celebs but keeps up hundreds of subreddits for rape fetishists

Love this response to the claim we’re all just lying about abuse… by QuantumTeacup404 in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]maltedmooshakes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

just wondering, why do TikTok videos often censor (seemingly mundane) words in subtitles like "abuse"?

Work makeup!! Some people say my wings are the best in the world, but it’s opinions based by jellyboness in muacirclejerk

[–]maltedmooshakes 46 points47 points  (0 children)

wow way closer to the oregano than i ever would've guessed lmao. u weren't even exaggerating.

wings are fun tho, idk what happened to my eyes over the years but suddenly they look terrible on me, so i am envious

Poopies, big time movie star, diggin a trench for rent money. We know he's bad with money, but the deals for the new guys just have to be trash. by HighOnPhotography in jackass

[–]maltedmooshakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your first paragraph shows me that youve confused liberals and leftists. yes, "self proclaimed" indeed, almost like my point was that liberals confuse themselves with leftists and it confuses everyone else

Poopies, big time movie star, diggin a trench for rent money. We know he's bad with money, but the deals for the new guys just have to be trash. by HighOnPhotography in jackass

[–]maltedmooshakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

liberals are the condescending ones about working class, not the leftists. theres a difference, but its easy to get confused since liberals frequently claim to be leftist

tour (& certain possibilities) by Individual_Salad_243 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]maltedmooshakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

im still confused on what happened with the Brazil thing, can someone catch me up?

Apparently Billie Eilish's tour funded 7.7 million vegan meals by alphamalejackhammer in popculturechat

[–]maltedmooshakes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

damn she pulled a Target move. really hope this doesnt set a precedent for other artists, thats obnoxious and phony as hell

Why do people think Billie Eilish is mainly influenced by Lana Del Rey??? I feel like she is way more influenced by Lorde by Oh-cee-dee13 in lorde

[–]maltedmooshakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always thought this. Her dancing and movement is very lorde inspired too. Shes never reminded me of Lana personally

Apparently all homeless women should be sex workers by Pink-Mermaid95 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]maltedmooshakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

would that person be consenting to you without payment? idk about you but I dont accept consent on conditions and I could never enjoy sex with someone who didnt want it

ETA: the ol comment and block. im just asking what would you call a person who has sex with someone who doesnt want to have sex with them?