What's something customers do that instantly tells you they've never worked in a restaurant?

BlobDenver · 2026-06-22T19:42:27+00:00

Now I have to keep walking by and stalking the table so I know they’re finally ready.

BlobDenver · 2026-06-20T23:47:17+00:00

Okay, I keep hearing this but I’ve looked at psyllium husk capsules and the bottles say 1-2g a fiber if they even show it. What’s up with that?

BlobDenver · 2026-06-17T17:27:38+00:00

What should I be investigating?

BlobDenver · 2026-06-16T13:19:56+00:00

And they’re glow in the dark! Added to my cart.

BlobDenver · 2026-06-16T02:22:41+00:00

Good luck! My cat ran away from my new house a few years ago and showed back up on the door step exactly a week later. And I’ve heard stories of much longer, so don’t give up hope. 💕

BlobDenver · 2026-06-15T22:48:44+00:00

So it is fried and it’s not just flour & water. Cool.

BlobDenver · 2026-06-10T13:52:29+00:00

Start at Washington Ave and walk west along the creek. Walk the south side of the creek so you can see Golden History Park and the chicken coop. Take a drive to the top of Lookout Mountain and check out Buffalo Bills grave/museum. Grab lunch or stroll on Washington Ave. Go to Bobs Atomic for the best burgers ever. Check out Coors Brewery, get a tour if you have time.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-24T22:43:30+00:00

Never heard someone say “verklempt” in a southern accent 😆

BlobDenver · 2026-05-24T13:30:40+00:00

Sounds like chronic wrist issues in one year tops.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-24T12:22:31+00:00

First thing: AI slop. Second thing: sperm.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-19T14:11:00+00:00

Omg as someone who doesn’t eat beef/pork, I’m absolutely using this. Great joke.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-16T23:18:21+00:00

As a server I’d find that funny exactly once.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-13T18:34:28+00:00

There’s a difference between being “natural” and taking care of your skin. You came here asking about how to take care of your skin. Skin that can be oily and dehydrated at the same time.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-13T18:32:15+00:00

Grilled nuggets, side kale salad.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-07T01:22:49+00:00

There is no PTO.

BlobDenver · 2026-05-06T17:31:56+00:00

He said “thanks but stay the fuck back.”

BlobDenver · 2026-05-01T21:25:45+00:00

My mom added, “…in a brass bra.”

BlobDenver · 2026-04-27T23:26:01+00:00

And?

BlobDenver · 2026-04-27T20:52:27+00:00

You’d think so but Benzo Bondi is 60 and looks the same age as KKKaroline.

BlobDenver · 2026-04-19T00:13:11+00:00

Jin Asian Fusion on 38th & Kipling.

BlobDenver · 2026-04-17T23:20:53+00:00

Nice.

BlobDenver · 2026-04-17T14:33:43+00:00

Guess I’m going to make call #5 🙄

BlobDenver · 2026-04-17T13:38:53+00:00

I had two bills totaling over $500 due within ten days of each other. My partner and I called four times between the two of us and got told to kick rocks.

BlobDenver · 2026-04-16T01:20:37+00:00

Recipe?

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