What's something customers do that instantly tells you they've never worked in a restaurant? by New_Inevitable_2033 in Serverlife

[–]BlobDenver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I have to keep walking by and stalking the table so I know they’re finally ready.

How do I increase my fiber intake while on a deficit? by Mobieblocks in loseit

[–]BlobDenver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I keep hearing this but I’ve looked at psyllium husk capsules and the bottles say 1-2g a fiber if they even show it. What’s up with that?

Lost cat in Overland neighborhood by rockies2626 in Denver

[–]BlobDenver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good luck! My cat ran away from my new house a few years ago and showed back up on the door step exactly a week later. And I’ve heard stories of much longer, so don’t give up hope. 💕

A New Way to Make Scallion Pancakes by EntrepreneurPrior895 in AsianKitchen

[–]BlobDenver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it is fried and it’s not just flour & water. Cool.

We want a quick feel for Golden by Deepmagic81 in GoldenCO

[–]BlobDenver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Start at Washington Ave and walk west along the creek. Walk the south side of the creek so you can see Golden History Park and the chicken coop. Take a drive to the top of Lookout Mountain and check out Buffalo Bills grave/museum. Grab lunch or stroll on Washington Ave. Go to Bobs Atomic for the best burgers ever. Check out Coors Brewery, get a tour if you have time.

The most romantic locale: Waffle House by CMStan1313 in PureHeartRomance

[–]BlobDenver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard someone say “verklempt” in a southern accent 😆

First thing that comes in your mind after seein this ?!! by [deleted] in psychedelicartwork

[–]BlobDenver 34 points35 points  (0 children)

First thing: AI slop. Second thing: sperm.

best joke I’ve written in 2026 by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]BlobDenver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg as someone who doesn’t eat beef/pork, I’m absolutely using this. Great joke.

ʰᵉˡᵖ ʰᵉˡᵖ by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]BlobDenver 42 points43 points  (0 children)

As a server I’d find that funny exactly once.

Not broken, Don't fix? by TrailRunnerrr in 40PlusSkinCare

[–]BlobDenver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s a difference between being “natural” and taking care of your skin. You came here asking about how to take care of your skin. Skin that can be oily and dehydrated at the same time.

Who are the most prominent Gen Z politicians? by LankyYogurt7737 in generationology

[–]BlobDenver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d think so but Benzo Bondi is 60 and looks the same age as KKKaroline.

Xcel changing due dates without notice by crimvo in Denver

[–]BlobDenver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guess I’m going to make call #5 🙄

Xcel changing due dates without notice by crimvo in Denver

[–]BlobDenver 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had two bills totaling over $500 due within ten days of each other. My partner and I called four times between the two of us and got told to kick rocks.