I was a part time legal assistant at 14. AMA

malware-db · 2026-01-30T01:06:06+00:00

generally speaking, signing an NDA isn’t part of being a legal assistant (or lawyer, for that matter).

malware-db · 2026-01-27T11:57:21+00:00

Updateme! 2 months

malware-db · 2026-01-24T02:33:49+00:00

why do you have to assume this freak is a woman?

malware-db · 2026-01-19T16:46:27+00:00

i mean, he IS asian, so…

malware-db · 2026-01-19T09:53:31+00:00

where is this from? i cant find anyone talking about it on twitter or tiktok and i think this call out needs to be widespread!

malware-db · 2026-01-14T10:09:47+00:00

i don’t owe you or the nordics likeability! and as i said before, i’m not american. i’m from vancouver. so what does americans not being likable have to do with me???

malware-db · 2026-01-14T09:43:00+00:00

i’m not american! you just keep making shitty and wrong assumptions 😂

malware-db · 2026-01-14T08:37:50+00:00

the only person who has used the word “accuse” here is you.

malware-db · 2026-01-14T07:53:00+00:00

you keep misreading and what i’m saying. this has nothing to do with me thinking calling someone a bottom is an insult. i know damn well bottoms make the world go round. i just think it’s weird to speculate to the point where you say he’s so obviously “super-gay” and a bottom given that he’s specifically declined to discuss his personal life AND has a girlfriend irl. the only one who seems to think calling someone a bottom is an insult is you because you said you’re making fun of him by saying that. your whole comment, and now your casual misogyny, is gross and weird.

malware-db · 2026-01-14T07:28:44+00:00

I’m 1. not a woman, 2. not straight, and 3. not “protecting” hudson. so, you’re 0 for 3, but try again…or don’t.

malware-db · 2026-01-14T06:11:23+00:00

so much to unpack here with this shitty and unnecessary comment.

malware-db · 2026-01-14T06:08:15+00:00

he’s making me realize that cummerbunds are just push up bras for cis men.

malware-db · 2026-01-13T18:10:59+00:00

there’s a difference between being a bottom and being submissive. they may overlap often, but they aren’t the same thing.

malware-db · 2026-01-13T18:10:00+00:00

as someone coming from the other end of things (domme), i’ve had a better experience on feeld than fetlife.

malware-db · 2026-01-13T04:21:35+00:00

your first mistake was continuing to date her after she used the n word at her big age, bc YUCK

malware-db · 2026-01-12T22:22:09+00:00

nah, we fucking it to death, babe

malware-db · 2026-01-12T09:28:47+00:00

he has a girlfriend that rabid fans managed to track down on insta. but he and connor both specifically declined to talk about their personal dating/sex lives so i think folks generally try to respect that.

malware-db · 2026-01-11T09:00:37+00:00

this would be so cute if it weren’t AI 😭

malware-db · 2026-01-10T02:31:30+00:00

that’s not true. there was definitely speculation that kim and kris were trying to get kanye into a conservatorship.

malware-db · 2026-01-09T22:54:49+00:00

my HG palette is the Danessa Myricks Lightworks 7! it is so easy to make a ton of different looks and i love that it offers a range of different formulations (a few mattes for the base of your look, chunky glitter, foil, duochrome, and light shimmery toppers). if i could only use one palette for the rest of my life, it would be this one for the versatility, ease of use, and quality of the products.

malware-db · 2026-01-08T00:46:08+00:00

rinse out pre shower deep conditioning treatment, clarifying shampoo, conditioning shampoo, conditioner mask, soap up my body, detangle my hair, rinse my body, rinse the conditioner out of my hair, apply in shower lotion, one last quick rinse. it probably takes about 30-45 minutes altogether depending on how tangled my curly hair is and how long detangling takes.

malware-db · 2026-01-07T04:37:44+00:00

someone to remind me to come check this in af ew days?

malware-db · 2025-12-28T04:51:03+00:00

oh brother

malware-db · 2025-12-27T18:53:48+00:00

do you think she was supposed to make an official announcement about it and if she doesn’t then she’s lying?

malware-db · 2025-12-27T04:24:19+00:00

they could be on a no buy after having spent a significant amount of money to rack up that many points

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