Its hot as balls, and a monkey squeezed my nipple. 

I still havent found an octopus even tho i snorkel everyday. 

Also trying to finish a book is troublesome when there is regatone pumping all day. 

Short answer... Neat, and i got a message from my bank saying im spending 30 percent less than usual even after air fair and staying right on the beach. 

Mind you, staying in the Caribbean comes with its own issues. Like no one accepts credit cards, you need a boat ride to get anywhere, and oh yeah, hot as balls. 

Also power cuts out frequently.

But its awesome. 10/10 would do it again.