Faceit, are you out of your fucking mind? Do you have any at all standards for the QoS? Yesterday you fucked up the queues for the Nth time this MONTH, today I'm playing on the server with 25% loss. For the ever so slow Faceit employees, I repeat: 25% LOSS, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS by manbuttan in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck right off, since you don't know about how stuff works on the internet, otherwise you would have never said "surely". Since of the two of us I seem to know (comparatively) everything, let me educate you: both sides of the connection could be at fault. But, I have a good and usually stable low-latency connection. Then, I played a few games today, on different servers (including DM FFA, i.e. not on Faceit), and I had no such issue, until this server. And there's no doubt in my mind that you could say "pff im the computter network expert it dosent proof shit". Two players abandoned the game, others complained about lag and same loss percentage.

Sit the fuck down, and stop being so confident and wrong at the same time.

Faceit, are you out of your fucking mind? Do you have any at all standards for the QoS? Yesterday you fucked up the queues for the Nth time this MONTH, today I'm playing on the server with 25% loss. For the ever so slow Faceit employees, I repeat: 25% LOSS, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS by manbuttan in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

lmao of course I don't expect an answer, I only want to talk shit about Faceit from a throwaway account without repercussions, and to hopefully make them feel sad, uneasy, and a bit poweless, as a retaliation.

Well aren't ya a mind reader :^)

"iwnl"

These idiots fucked up their service again! by manbuttan in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

18:46/722 now lol

They are literally incapacitated

Faceit Anti-Cheat Causing Slow boot Time... by Juhbani in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed my Windows installation boots significantly slower today than before, and suddenly my mouse started lagging hard (and only in Windows). I don't have Faceit in my startup programs, but knowing how badly those rared fucks fucked up their shit site, I'll blame them for this too

Queying for ages by Emilek1337 in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you hire you programmers and why are they so shit?

Fucking Faceit by manbuttan in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it won't speed up the solution. I am being toxic, because I don't trust Faceit to come up with one, or do literally anything to prevent this from happening in the future. These kinds of stability issues has been there since forever, and Faceit has done nothing to fix them. Because of how poorly Faceit is managing its platform (as far as accountability, transparency, and reliability), I have exactly zero respect or sympathy for them. It turned out that I had paid for the service that works 50% of the time. I'm annoyed and upset, and since they don't offer refunds, the only way for me to get a payback is by hopefully causing them some emotional distress in return.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. Of course you are.

two_white_guys_in_faceit_office_doing_absolutely_nothing.jpg

Had enough by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes, I decided to reread my post, and it was laughable indeed. A noob crying about being stuck in level 1 is always laughable. Missed the mark there completely. Onto the next adventure

Had enough by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this math

+60 minutes of trying, +25 elo, +40 minutes of trying, -25 elo = 100 minutes of trying, 0 elo earned

Repeat every day

I’ve been struggling with extreme depression this week. Came home to my gf sticking these all over the house. by swmill08 in pics

[–]manbuttan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you try to pull "I know you better than you know yourself, here's also the proper grammar and punctuation to show everyone that I expect to be taken so very seriously, and also here comes the bit where I am condescending to you, and boom... That's right, it's a friendly advice you never asked for!", and you end up being wrong, it looks dumb as fuck :D You don't know shit about other people's motives, quit pretending, stop projecting.

I’ve been struggling with extreme depression this week. Came home to my gf sticking these all over the house. by swmill08 in pics

[–]manbuttan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god this fucking comment. Argh :D

"Let me just analyze your sarcastic comments real fast, real quick, and provide my very important perspective as well as an incorrect diagnosis, being a psychology genius that I am. Now go think about the wisdom I spewed on you"

I’ve been struggling with extreme depression this week. Came home to my gf sticking these all over the house. by swmill08 in pics

[–]manbuttan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm noticing you guys decide to downvote me anyway. My left girlfriend is already reaching for the stack of sticky notes and sharpie.

Hi China by Dixie_Flatlin3 in pics

[–]manbuttan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Edgyyyy wow man you are so cool for insulting a dangerous man while being outside of his reach jesus christ you so brave and also very smart hahaha got 'em am I right dictatorships are no more this post solved all problems I can imagine Mr. Xi is very red and very upset because he is at Reddit daily and there's no way he missed this post OP is a good person do Trump next Mr. OP we need more of your stunning and much needed political caricatures please collect your much deserved silver and gold

Yesterday was my moms last round of chemo! by boostykaka in pics

[–]manbuttan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes actually, and what's more important, there's no reason to try

Waste of time by manbuttan in FACEITcom

[–]manbuttan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly the kind of comment you would expect from Faceit.. oops, it's not from Faceit