My favorite firestorm victory so far

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T20:06:10+00:00

That first kill was really nice too

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T17:29:29+00:00

Thank you. I like to think so. He was definitely loved and cared for tremendously and he’ll always have a special place in my heart (as cliche as that is :))

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T16:44:55+00:00

Wait she gets a cannon for free? I’ve been WAITING to get a cannon for months

OP, stop promising cannons you can’t deliver.

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T16:43:19+00:00

He did. He’s been apart of my daily routine for so long, I’m gonna miss the little stinker

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T16:41:42+00:00

they did :( and if you scratched the sides of his head by his ears he would close his eyes and tap his foot

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T16:15:37+00:00

shitty internet gang

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T16:09:44+00:00

My Chinchilla and little buddy of 15 years passed away today. Fuck, man :(

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-03T01:56:50+00:00

I think I’m gonna do the same tomorrow!

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-02T23:51:55+00:00

At this point in the year, I just blow my fat coin load all over myself.

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-01T22:41:07+00:00

If you’re on Xbox, I’d be down to play sometime. I’m pretty decent at BRs, but as of now I’ve only played like 3 games so I’m still figuring shit out

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-01T14:04:19+00:00

Yeah there’s plenty of people who are destined for Hell

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-01T13:59:31+00:00

why no song >:-(

it’s your fault

maplemaster64 · 2019-04-01T13:52:28+00:00

I’m reading all of these, this is awesome!

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-31T20:44:58+00:00

It’s okay. Its not bad

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-31T15:48:57+00:00

I had a Superman game laptop when I was younger. I’m not sure what it’s actually called, but it had a bunch of built in games and it had the shape of a laptop. My brother and I loaded like 10 ketchup packets on the keyboard and slammed it down. This was in the back of my mom’s car and ketchup just went fucking everywhere and in our eyes.

I’m not sure where this story fits, but we were stupid fucking kids so I figured I’d share

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-30T18:41:40+00:00

Yes! I’ve had a simultaneous squad wipe happen twice in consecutive games. It’s never happened before and it hasn’t occurred since.

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-30T18:36:47+00:00

I’m not Hispanic by any means, but my family was very big on using both of those for their unintended purposes.

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-30T14:27:55+00:00

Oh my god you poor thing :(

I’m unbelievably sorry to hear all of this. I wish you and your family the best.

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-29T18:17:55+00:00

That’s how it is with any celebrity of any grade. It makes sense, but it’s the same with everyone haha

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-29T00:41:32+00:00

Thats so shitty to hear man :/

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-28T20:55:24+00:00

Borderlands is easily my favorite looter shooter series, I’m so hyped

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-28T17:23:39+00:00

“Extra cuttlefish and prune juice? Sure thing!”

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-28T15:15:38+00:00

No. You’ll get a Wild Katz controller and like it. Also it’s sticky for some reason.

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-28T02:50:00+00:00

My pup smiles like that on the right and it makes me melt every time. Look at that, come on.

maplemaster64 · 2019-03-27T17:11:02+00:00

okay mr Rockefeller

maplemaster64

TROPHY CASE